INSOMNIA STREAM： THE OFFICE EDITION.mp3

00:51:41 Doctor Who doctor, it's all this.
00:04:29 That'll start.
00:04:59 Joe chip.
00:05:00 Millions of families every year.
00:05:08 There's this that will start the acting out.
00:05:25 Read on this.
00:05:26 That's what she.
00:05:26 Said no time.
00:05:27 What she did.
00:05:28 No time.
00:05:46 I want to do.
00:05:46 A cartwheel, but real casual agent.
00:05:49 One stunning gorgeous card Wheeler.
00:06:15 Then what's this all been about?
00:06:16 What am I looking for?
00:06:24 What is your name, Sir?
00:06:25 Is your name is your name?
00:06:33 That's your real name?
00:06:33 That's your real name?
00:06:43 Dare you?
00:07:32 They went out, gone.
00:07:38 Part of the problem is.
00:07:39 She is the mother of.
00:07:41 A close friend of mine.
00:07:43 Oh oh.
00:07:44 More than a friend.
00:07:45 A coworker. Coworker.
00:07:48 Who is it?
00:07:50 Who is it?
00:07:52 Listen, Michael, listen, Michael.
00:07:55 Ohh, it's OK.
00:08:03 Oh my God.
00:08:04 Ohh my.
00:08:34 List the third grade.
00:09:02 Good evening, good afternoon, good morning.
00:09:07 All that fun stuff Devon stack here.
00:09:10 This is the insomnia stream, the office edition.
00:09:15 And depending on how deep and long we go, that's what she said.
00:09:19 Will depend on if there's another one, another another episode.
00:09:24 I've been watching freaking office episodes nonstop for days.
00:09:30 Even honestly, all the way up until I went live.
00:09:33 So I'm.
00:09:34 A little worn out.
00:09:37 Little officed out, but yeah, there's.
00:09:42 There's there's a few things I want to point out.
00:09:44 I'll tell you.
00:09:45 First of all, it's not one of these things where, because I know there's a lot of people that like this show, it's not one of those things where I think that I can honestly say like, oh, this, the the whole point of this show.
00:10:00 Was this a virtue?
00:10:03 I'm going to leave that question.
00:10:07 Floating in the air for right now.
00:10:10 And instead.
00:10:13 Ask you guys as we watch this to ask yourselves.
00:10:19 How much of this?
00:10:21 How much of what we're about to watch?
00:10:26 Is art imitating life?
00:10:29 And how much of it?
00:10:31 Is life imitating art?
00:10:36 Another thing I want to mention before we dig it too deep into stuff is of course I I don't know if everyone knows this, I would assume a lot of people know this.
00:10:48 The office.
00:10:50 On NBC in America.
00:10:53 Is a remake.
00:10:55 Of a British.
00:10:58 Show by the same name written and produced by Ricky Gervais, and instead of Steve Carell as Michael Scott, the character in the British version.
00:11:10 It was David Brent.
00:11:13 And I don't know that that I don't think that's Ricky Gervais's.
00:11:18 First role per se, but it was his first real I think hit.
00:11:24 That kind of let launched his career to the level that that it's at right now and the first two seasons, or I'd say more in the first, at least first season of the American Office.
00:11:40 Is almost a carbon copy.
00:11:43 Of the the British one, in some instances shot for shot and in fact the guy that that they they cast for Jim Halpert.
00:11:54 The bizarro world.
00:11:57 Or or.
00:11:57 I guess the American ones.
00:11:58 The bizarro world.
00:12:00 The the original version.
00:12:03 That characters name was Tim.
00:12:05 They look shockingly similar.
00:12:10 Shockingly similar in terms, in fact, that's why Jim has such terrible hair in the first couple seasons because they match the hair up and.
00:12:19 And his facial expressions?
00:12:21 It's weird.
00:12:23 Now I when I first watched the office.
00:12:26 I mean, it was many years ago now, right?
00:12:29 Because it was the IT was before the American version was made.
00:12:33 I I downloaded, you know, episodes of the British one because I'd heard good.
00:12:37 Things, and I quite liked it.
00:12:41 I quite liked it.
00:12:42 It's a lot darker than.
00:12:43 The American one.
00:12:45 And it was also because the accents.
00:12:50 Even though I, you know, like a lot of people, I grew up watching PBS.
00:12:53 And so the the British accent was something I was familiar with because it seems like half the content on PBS at at some sort of British accent.
00:13:01 But Even so.
00:13:03 It was thick enough from some characters.
00:13:06 To where I watched the the whole series, because there's only there's only two seasons I think of the British ones, and they're not as long as American seasons.
00:13:17 I watched it like two or three times to really get all the the dialogue.
00:13:24 Because it was hard to decipher and maybe that was just me or, you know, maybe it was, maybe it was thicker than normal accents.
00:13:32 I don't typically have problems with it, but whatever, so I really like that show and and then after I, you know, after I watched that I started liking.
00:13:42 Some of Ricky Ricky Gervais's other work.
00:13:47 Many of you guys are like his performance when he does award shows and and roast the.
00:13:53 The audience.
00:13:55 He's, of course, famously an atheist and.
00:14:01 To some degree, annoyingly so.
00:14:04 He had an entire movie.
00:14:07 Essentially, what was it called?
00:14:10 The man who couldn't lie or something like that?
00:14:12 That would be worth taking a look at.
00:14:14 But the the invention of lying, I think it.
00:14:17 Was called.
00:14:18 Or it's essentially saying that religion.
00:14:21 Was a lie and it made-up because they made people feel less bad about dying.
00:14:29 You know that sort of a thing.
00:14:32 Which is, you know, the classic atheist viewpoint.
00:14:38 It's a clever movie in some other ways, but it's it's maybe something we look at.
00:14:42 Some other time he's also put together some other series.
00:14:47 There was one called the extras.
00:14:49 I think.
00:14:50 I don't remember if I.
00:14:52 I know I've seen a couple episodes of that, and then he also did.
00:14:57 What was it?
00:14:57 There was one about a like a rest home or something like that.
00:15:04 That I I don't.
00:15:05 I don't remember the details but anyway.
00:15:09 Sorry I'm I'm like, worn out from watching all.
00:15:12 These damn episodes.
00:15:13 So without further ado, I want to just to show you if you for those of you who haven't seen like how similar Jim and Tim.
00:15:21 Are so here we go.
00:15:25 So that's Jim, right?
00:15:27 Everyone knows Jim Jim Halpert, the American.
00:15:31 The American office.
00:15:33 And here's here's Tim. So we're to watch back, back-to-back.
00:15:39 Tim and Jim and and you decide for yourself.
00:15:43 But turned him up a little bit.
00:15:44 I think his.
00:15:45 Audio's a little low.
00:15:46 This is how similar they are.
00:15:50 I'm a sales Rep, which means that my job is to speak to clients on the phone about uh, quantity and type of paper.
00:15:59 Whether we can supply it with them and whether they can pay for it.
00:16:06 And I'm boring myself talking about it.
00:16:08 This is.
00:16:10 My job is to speak to clients on the phone about.
00:16:16 Quantities and type of copier paper.
00:16:22 You know whether we can supply it to them, whether they can.
00:16:28 Pay for it and UM.
00:16:35 I'm boring myself just talking about this.
00:16:39 All right. So yeah.
00:16:41 The difference is we're not going to.
00:16:43 Get too much.
00:16:43 Into it, because this is we're going to talk about most of the American one because the American version diverged dramatically after the first season for a number of reasons.
00:16:55 One of the reasons is key to what we're going to be talking about, and it went on for much, much, much, much longer.
00:17:01 Which is another reason why I think it it it diverged so much that the.
00:17:07 The story of it being a documentary only makes sense if it's, you know, a couple of years long that makes sense.
00:17:12 But I think the office, because the writers strike, like, literally went on for like 9 years.
00:17:18 So it's a little less likely that there'd be a nine year long documentary about a paper company.
00:17:23 But anyway, it also went off the rails a little bit once.
00:17:27 Steve Carell left the show.
00:17:30 And it would just kind of floundered because he was kind of the star power that was the glue that was holding that ensemble cast together.
00:17:39 And it just got a little ridiculous after that.
00:17:42 So anyway, the the main storyline for those of you who don't know.
00:17:47 It centers around Jim Hall.
00:17:51 And Jim Halpert, as he just said, is a paper salesman at a small paper company in Scranton, PA, and he has a boss, Michael Scott, played by Steve Carell.
00:18:09 We're not going to focus on that.
00:18:11 At all. Right now it's.
00:18:13 That's like I said, we got a lot.
00:18:16 To cover tonight.
00:18:18 So we're not, we're not going to cover Michael Scott too much tonight.
00:18:22 And that's this guy right here.
00:18:26 So he's this is his boss.
00:18:28 His love interest is Pam Beasley, which is the receptionist.
00:18:36 I guess Arch nemesis and I guess is also largely a lot of who the show is centered around is.
00:18:46 Dwight Schrute, who is?
00:18:48 Let's see here.
00:18:49 That guy in the back, played by Ryan Wilson.
00:18:53 His British counterpart is also, I'd say, significantly different and similar in some.
00:19:03 And so yeah, those are like, I would say the main characters and what we're going to focus on tonight.
00:19:11 Is we're going to focus on Jim?
00:19:15 And we're going to focus on Dwight because they have very similar paths in a way.
00:19:24 And they have the way that the writers.
00:19:28 Right there.
00:19:29 Their character arc is very similar.
00:19:32 Now before we get started into Jim here, I want to point out something and the show is the writers were somewhat self aware of this.
00:19:42 I can't tell you.
00:19:44 A lot of millennials love this show, OK?
00:19:47 A lot of millennials love this show a lot of.
00:19:51 Female millennials love this show.
00:19:54 And I cannot tell you how many women that I've known or dated that have lamented that they have not.
00:20:04 Met a man like Jim.
00:20:08 This is their dream guy.
00:20:12 And and and I'm I'm I'm telling you.
00:20:14 I've heard this over and over.
00:20:17 Not so much these days.
00:20:19 But there was like, an entire decade.
00:20:22 Where like this is this would get mentioned on a regular basis from several different women, single women, single women, many of whom are probably still single because they're they're.
00:20:34 Well, we'll get into that in a minute.
00:20:36 But this this was for the viewers of this show, for the female viewers of the show.
00:20:43 This was this is who they wanted.
00:20:46 And so here's an example.
00:20:49 Later in the season, the writers kind of, you know, make fun of this when they when they they.
00:20:54 So the point of the show is it's supposedly it's a documentary that's being shot at the the very last season there, you know, kind of sitting on a stage, kind of like a Comic Con kind of a thing where you go meet the fans.
00:21:07 And the fans are asking questions.
00:21:08 I mean obviously it's it's all.
00:21:10 Fake. It's part of.
00:21:10 The show and they kind of make fun of this, this kind of a female fan.
00:21:15 In one of the episodes, because it was so prevalent.
00:21:19 All I can say is if I had Jim, he would have a free pass to.
00:21:24 Do anything.
00:21:26 I mean, if I looked into that.
00:21:29 You could do anything, anything.
00:21:33 I'm sorry, is there a question?
00:21:39 So I literally met a version of this woman like 1000 times.
00:21:45 This was this was not an unusual response to this character, so now knowing that.
00:21:54 Let's set up.
00:21:56 Jim Halpert and his the object of his desire, the receptionist, Pam Beasley.
00:22:06 You like going out at the end of the week for a drink?
00:22:09 Yeah, that's that's.
00:22:11 My world going now so we can have an.
00:22:13 End of the week.
00:22:16 OK.
00:22:21 Hey, my fiance.
00:22:26 Oh, that's right.
00:22:28 Jim is a literal simp.
00:22:32 Jim is a literal simp.
00:22:37 So the the, the the way that the story starts.
00:22:40 Is the woman that he.
00:22:42 That he's in love with.
00:22:44 That he's totally been friendzoned by.
00:22:48 Is engaged to a Chad.
00:22:52 This guy.
00:22:55 And when you watch all these episodes and you and you extract just the interactions.
00:23:01 Of Jim awkwardly trying to simp.
00:23:06 To Pam Beasley.
00:23:08 While her Chad boyfriend walks in the room or something like that, it's pretty ******* pathetic.
00:23:15 It's pretty ******* disgusting.
00:23:19 And again, this is one of these things I want you to ask yourself as we watch some of these clips.
00:23:24 How much of this?
00:23:26 Would be, are the riders trying to get guys to think like, oh, if you simp hard enough and this because of the show goes on a long time, we'll talk about timelines here too, but he simps for years.
00:23:39 Years he simps for an engaged woman.
00:23:44 For years.
00:23:48 And this is the perfect man to to.
00:23:50 A lot of women.
00:23:52 This is the perfect man is a man who, while you're engaged to the bad boy.
00:23:58 The nice guy.
00:24:00 The Nice beta guy.
00:24:03 Is simping for you nonstop.
00:24:08 That is apparently.
00:24:11 A lot of women, that's that's their ideal man.
00:24:14 The guy who waits for them to have all the fun that they can possibly have with the Chad.
00:24:20 And then once that becomes untenable.
00:24:23 They've got the guy who's been simping for them for, like, literally years.
00:24:36 Yeah. Roy is my fiance.
00:24:44 And if I go out for a drink?
00:24:45 With these guys.
00:24:48 No, come on.
00:24:49 Let's get out of here.
00:24:50 Go home.
00:24:51 OK, I'm going to be a few minutes.
00:24:53 Out 20.
00:24:55 20 past five, I still have to.
00:24:56 Do my faxes.
00:25:02 You know, you should.
00:25:03 You should come.
00:25:03 With us, because we're, you know, we're all going out and it.
00:25:06 Could be a good.
00:25:06 Chance for you to see what people are like outside of the office.
00:25:09 You know, I think it.
00:25:10 Could be fun.
00:25:11 Sounds sounds good.
00:25:12 Oh no.
00:25:22 This is their dream guy.
00:25:29 What's in the what's in the back still, I.
00:25:33 Talked to Billy.
00:25:33 No, definitely.
00:25:34 All right, dude.
00:25:36 We'll do.
00:25:41 That's their dream guy.
00:25:46 And again, like I said, it goes on for three.
00:25:48 Years. So we're not going.
00:25:49 To watch every instance, but there's, there's a lot of this.
00:25:53 There's a lot of that.
00:25:54 There's a lot of exactly what.
00:25:55 We just saw you want to great boy.
00:26:06 Listen, have a nice weekend.
00:26:07 Oh, the Chad's calling. Gotta go.
00:26:09 Yeah, definitely.
00:26:10 You too.
00:26:11 Enjoy it.
00:26:14 Enjoy your weekend with your Chad fiance while I just you know.
00:26:24 And So what you see Jim do?
00:26:27 In order to try to get the attention of Pam.
00:26:31 Is he starts harassing.
00:26:34 His desk mate, Dwight Schrute.
00:26:38 Now, Dwight Schrute is a very different person.
00:26:41 Dwight Schrute is painted as some kind of right wing extremist.
00:26:51 He's a farmer.
00:26:53 He's all kinds of bad things.
00:26:55 He's he fixes old cars.
00:26:58 He's very unsophisticated.
00:27:01 He upholds traditions.
00:27:04 Watch out for this guy, Dwight Schrute in the building.
00:27:07 This is Ryan, the.
00:27:07 New temp.
00:27:08 So nice to meet you.
00:27:09 Introduce yourself, people like.
00:27:11 Dwight Schrute, assistant regional manager.
00:27:13 Send to the regional manager.
00:27:15 So, Dwight, tell him about the the Kung Fu and the car and everything.
00:27:20 Yeah, I got a 78280 ZI bought it for 1200. Fixed.
00:27:24 Up now with three grand.
00:27:24 That is his profit.
00:27:25 Yeah, new engine suspension.
00:27:27 I got a respray.
00:27:28 Some photos.
00:27:33 OK, hold on, hold.
00:27:34 On judges in session, what is the problem?
00:27:36 Here you put my stuff in Jello again.
00:27:42 And so he does.
00:27:43 He basically plays these pranks on on Dwight mercilessly because.
00:27:51 It impresses the girl that he's trying to simp for.
00:27:55 And so this goes on and on and on.
00:28:00 As something that totally tops the box, I am just convinced the wife he needs to go to Stanford and.
00:28:03 Ohh, tell me tell me.
00:28:08 Spy on our other brands.
00:28:11 But before he does so, I told him that he should die in here to go undercover.
00:28:16 If we can get him to drive to Connecticut and.
00:28:19 Outside in his hair.
00:28:22 What you trying couple?
00:28:22 When he tried to cut a finger or something.
00:28:22 Feelers. No, dude, no, dude.
00:28:26 But he's at the end of the day.
00:28:29 He's a beta *****.
00:28:32 The Chad walks in the room and.
00:28:34 He gets scared.
00:28:35 Hey, hey, hey.
00:28:35 No, dude, I'll just listen.
00:28:36 Come on.
00:28:37 God, I don't even.
00:28:38 I don't even know how to explain this.
00:28:41 Dwight asked me to be in an alliance and then.
00:28:47 We were, we've just been messing with them because of the whole alliance thing.
00:28:53 He's just off his.
00:28:53 Office pranks.
00:28:54 It's stupid.
00:28:54 It's just office pranks.
00:28:56 And like what the hell you talking about?
00:28:59 I have absolutely no idea.
00:29:04 Come on.
00:29:10 Yeah. All right, guys, come.
00:29:14 On let's bring it in.
00:29:17 He's a literal ****.
00:29:18 He's a literal ****.
00:29:20 But he's the dream boat.
00:29:22 He's he's he's the ideal man.
00:29:24 Here we go.
00:29:27 Let's get you into a tub.
00:29:35 Once again, the ideal man is the guy that sits there thinking about you nonstop constantly while you get into the.
00:29:43 Tub with the Chad.
00:29:47 Pam and I are good buddies.
00:29:49 I'm sort of Pan's go to guy for her problems, you know, with stuff like work.
00:29:54 Or her fiance, Roy.
00:29:57 Or uh.
00:29:59 No, those are pretty much your only.
00:30:01 2 problems.
00:30:02 You're gonna go.
00:30:06 5:00 AM.
00:30:07 OK, stop.
00:30:08 What are you doing is this?
00:30:10 Is going to be good.
00:30:13 Hi, my name is Dwight Truth and I would like to buy a.
00:30:16 Purse from you?
00:30:17 See and again he just uses the excuse he to torment Dwight over and over so that he can be close to Pam and impress her because he's not able to actually physically dominate anybody.
00:30:30 Now, Dwight, on the other hand, is kind of based, but they they frame him as kind of an awkward guy.
00:30:36 So for example, he's.
00:30:39 He's he's homophobic.
00:30:41 Can we steer away from gay people?
00:30:44 I'm sorry.
00:30:45 It's an orientation.
00:30:46 It's not a race.
00:30:47 Plus a lot of other races are also intolerant of gays.
00:30:50 So paradox well.
00:30:53 He knows about the Jews.
00:30:56 Shalom, I'd like to apply for a loan.
00:31:00 That's nice.
00:31:03 He believes the same way a lot of us believe in terms of voting.
00:31:09 It is very important to own property.
00:31:12 Back in olden days they would not even let you vote unless you own property and they throw you in the stocks and humiliate you.
00:31:19 And it worked, which bring the stocks.
00:31:19 Yes yes.
00:31:21 People who obey the law would be less troublemakers.
00:31:25 Actually, I do own property.
00:31:28 Left me a 60 acre working beet farm.
00:31:30 I ran out with my cousin Moe's.
00:31:32 We sell beets to local stores and restaurants.
00:31:37 That's my cell phone.
00:31:39 He's a farmer.
00:31:42 He uh.
00:31:43 He's a public speaker.
00:31:45 Good luck and is a tough crowd.
00:32:04 Blood alone moves the wheels of history.
00:32:10 Have you ever.
00:32:11 Asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day.
00:32:17 How long we have been striving for greatness not only the years we've been at war, the war of work.
00:32:27 But from the moment as a child, when we realized that the world could be conquered.
00:32:35 It has been a lifetime struggle, a never ending fight, I say to you and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight.
00:32:53 We are warriors.
00:32:59 Salesman of northeastern Pennsylvania.
00:33:02 I ask you once more.
00:33:04 Rise and be worthy of this historical hour.
00:33:14 Yeah, no revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself.
00:33:26 Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word.
00:33:30 They'll conjure up images of used car dealers and door to door charlatans.
00:33:37 This is our duty to change their perception, I say salesman.
00:33:44 And women of the world unite, we must never acquiesce, for it is together.
00:33:53 Together that we prevail, we must never cede control of the motherland, for it is.
00:34:17 Now I want you to compare again.
00:34:18 Compare this guy who is supposed to be the loser.
00:34:24 To this guy.
00:34:26 You know the futon is a bed and.
00:34:28 Couch all rolled.
00:34:31 What's up? Hi.
00:34:34 Are you still mad?
00:34:35 At me boy.
00:34:37 Come on, come on, are.
00:34:38 Cut it out.
00:34:39 You mad at me are.
00:34:39 Stop it.
00:34:40 You are you.
00:34:40 Still mad at me?
00:34:41 Cut it out.
00:34:41 Now, are you mad at me now?
00:34:46 Come on, candy.
00:34:47 I was just.
00:34:48 Letting you know I didn't.
00:34:51 Because I actually needed like more room for organization.
00:34:54 Sure, this is like hey.
00:35:00 Hey handsome.
00:35:01 You look great.
00:35:02 Thank you.
00:35:02 So we ready for dinner?
00:35:07 See it it's it's.
00:35:09 It it's, you know, it's funny cause in real life again.
00:35:13 Ask yourself how much of this is art imitating life or life imitating art?
00:35:19 Those beta guys, those beta orbiters?
00:35:23 That sent for women.
00:35:25 And they they they try to be their best, they get friendzoned.
00:35:29 And so their only tactic is to try to sabotage everyone else around them.
00:35:34 Because they can't raise themselves up, they have to lower everyone else down.
00:35:39 So for example, they'll they'll, they're the first one to be there, if they if they see that woman crying.
00:35:45 Oh, your boyfriend was mean.
00:35:48 Ohh well, I'm sure it's it's OK, you know, they'll they'll try to be like the the good listener, right?
00:35:56 When they're secretly just sabotaging their relationship.
00:36:02 And because he's physically afraid of the of the of the Chad boyfriend.
00:36:07 And he can't intimidate the Chad boyfriend.
00:36:10 He instead ridicules Dwight.
00:36:14 Right. What? Right.
00:36:19 Worst a sad.
00:36:23 Why didn't I go to Business School?
00:36:24 Who does the business attempt he does?
00:36:26 Yeah, it's all him, Michael.
00:36:28 Talk about it more.
00:36:29 You know, I bet Ryan thinks to.
00:36:31 Himself, I wish I were a volunteer sheriff on the weekend.
00:36:36 Doesn't even know that.
00:36:36 I do that.
00:36:37 You should tell him.
00:36:39 Oh, yeah, Pam, right.
00:36:41 That's going to help.
00:36:41 Things just talk.
00:36:42 It out.
00:36:43 Hope the war goes on forever and.
00:36:45 Right, right. Maria, I.
00:36:47 Said that, I didn't.
00:36:50 Just part of me meant.
00:36:52 So it'd end up being a hero.
00:36:53 Anyway, you should quit and then that would stick it to both of them. No, Jim's not going to quit and Ryan wins. Yeah, right.
00:37:10 Which you guys.
00:37:13 I just need some long time, everybody.
00:37:16 This is my body.
00:37:24 But then the real Chad comes.
00:37:27 And Jim is back to being the little ***** that he is.
00:37:31 Meanwhile, it's OK because Dwight is literally a Nazi.
00:37:46 That was Greensleeves, a traditional English ballad about the beheaded Anne Boleyn and now a very special treat, a book my grandmother used to read me when I was a kid.
00:37:56 This is a very special story.
00:37:58 It's called stroller pita.
00:38:00 By Heinrich Hoffman from.
00:38:02 1864.
00:38:05 The great tall tailor always comes to little girls that suck their thumbs.
00:38:10 Are you listening, Sasha?
00:38:11 Right.
00:38:12 And ere they dream what he's about, he takes his great, sharp scissors out and then cuts their thumbs clean off.
00:38:19 Dwight Dwight.
00:38:19 Here's a photo.
00:38:20 What the hell are?
00:38:20 You reading these are cautionary tales for kids.
00:38:23 Yeah, you know.
00:38:23 My gum nuts are used to.
00:38:23 What? No, no, no, no.
00:38:24 No, they no, the kids don't want to hear some weirdo book that your Nazi war criminal grandmother.
00:38:25 Now let's.
00:38:29 Gave you right.
00:38:30 Like a Nazi?
00:38:31 What's a Nazi?
00:38:32 Nazi was a.
00:38:32 Fascist movement from the 1930s in Germany.
00:38:33 Don't, don't, don't, don't.
00:38:34 Don't talk about taxes and.
00:38:35 Fun you know what?
00:38:36 They're gonna have nightmares.
00:38:38 I come from a long line of fighters.
00:38:40 My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew.
00:38:43 World War 2 veteran killed 20 men, then spent the rest of the war in an allied prison camp.
00:38:49 Very subtle.
00:38:50 Not everyone's going to catch that.
00:38:54 I come from a long line of fighters.
00:38:56 My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew.
00:38:59 World War 2 veteran killed 20 men, then spent the rest of the war in an allied prison camp.
00:39:07 I'll let you think about that one.
00:39:08 For a second, Whitey's grandfather was.
00:39:10 A member of the Bund.
00:39:11 Which is not technically the same thing as the Nazi Party.
00:39:16 So I was going to say it was.
00:39:18 A tax evader? Ohh.
00:39:21 I was joking about that whole burned.
00:39:23 Thing ohh the look on your face is.
00:39:29 So it's OK to be mean to him because.
00:39:32 He's a Nazi.
00:39:37 And again, meanwhile.
00:39:39 Jim, the dream guy.
00:39:42 Bring it. Yeah, the move.
00:39:45 Not such.
00:39:45 An open fighter now, huh?
00:39:47 Hey, put me down.
00:39:49 Oh my God.
00:39:50 Hey, put me down.
00:39:57 So might even say we had our.
00:39:59 First day last night.
00:40:02 Why might some say that?
00:40:04 Because it was dinner by candlelight, dinner and a show. If you include Michael's movie and there was dancing and fireworks.
00:40:14 Pretty good day.
00:40:15 You didn't dance.
00:40:18 Right.
00:40:18 We didn't dance.
00:40:19 It was more like swaying.
00:40:23 So romantic swaying isn't dancing.
00:40:28 Please I didn't.
00:40:29 Get a high school hockey game.
00:40:36 I have some taxes to get out.
00:40:41 Oh, come on, Pam.
00:40:44 OK, we didn't dance and I was totally joking anyway, I mean.
00:40:49 It's not really.
00:40:50 A date if the.
00:40:50 Girl goes home or fiance, right?
00:40:57 I mean now this is not.
00:41:00 This is not unusual.
00:41:02 For women, at least in the West right now, to to have this kind of viewpoint, to have this desire to have this guy that that seems for them constantly to have the beta orbiter, they pretend they don't like them, but they do.
00:41:17 And a lot of them do think that, oh, yeah, well.
00:41:19 I'll date the chads now.
00:41:22 I'll ride the **** carousel as as as people say.
00:41:26 And then once I'm used and abused.
00:41:29 I'll go with the nice guy that's been hanging on for three ******* years.
00:41:33 In the case of.
00:41:34 Jim, but it doesn't even stop there.
00:41:37 Like it doesn't stop, like, once he gets her.
00:41:40 But let's continue.
00:41:42 Let's let's watch more of the.
00:41:44 The Eternal simp of Jim Halpert.
00:41:48 How much is that?
00:41:50 That's only 25 bucks. Wow. OK.
00:41:55 Actually frustrated, he lashes out at Dwight once again.
00:42:05 Can I get your?
00:42:05 Attention for just a second for 2nd.
00:42:09 We're up at the front and we are talking about that's really important and.
00:42:13 Pam, I think enough is enough.
00:42:17 Then we.
00:42:17 Should set a date.
00:42:18 For our wedding on June 10th, let's do it.
00:42:23 Come on, man.
00:42:39 The eternal symp.
00:42:45 Let's take a look at Dwight.
00:42:48 And now he does with the ladies, shall we?
00:42:54 Let's see here I've.
00:42:55 Got a bunch of.
00:42:56 This timeline is all messy.
00:43:07 Hello. Hello there.
00:43:12 What are you doing?
00:43:26 You made everything.
00:43:28 Wait a minute.
00:43:29 What is this heading?
00:43:30 On to this for you.
00:43:38 What are you doing, man?
00:43:39 It's not safe.
00:43:40 Anything could have been in.
00:43:41 There. Nice try. Cheer.
00:43:51 We done good in there.
00:43:53 Worry about your horses.
00:43:55 That's cool.
00:43:57 You have everything cell phone charger.
00:44:01 So you don't.
00:44:02 Want breakfast?
00:44:03 That's most important meal of the day.
00:44:05 It really is.
00:44:06 I'm not hungry.
00:44:07 I ate a whole bunch of sunflower seeds after you went to sleep.
00:44:10 Besides, I wouldn't want to take you away from Pam on the morning of her.
00:44:13 Wedding. She needs you, Isabel.
00:44:15 That's really sweet, Dwight.
00:44:17 So I'll see you at the wedding.
00:44:19 You know it.
00:44:21 OK, get outta here. OK.
00:44:24 Hey, good morning.
00:44:26 Label was nice, but I hope she doesn't think this is going anywhere.
00:44:32 Wait a second.
00:44:32 You're not into her?
00:44:34 Are you kidding me?
00:44:36 She's Pan's best friend.
00:44:37 You guys could double date swap, maybe.
00:44:40 Ohh please put a gun in my mouth.
00:44:42 No, you're crazy.
00:44:43 Look, she's a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one.
00:44:46 She's a bumpkin.
00:44:48 She's God.
00:44:49 OK.
00:44:49 That was an intelligent comment.
00:44:51 Hello stranger, how do I look?
00:44:54 Oh fine.
00:44:55 Isabel, Nice to see you.
00:44:59 What do you want?
00:45:05 So tell me again the difference between filenes and Filenes basement.
00:45:11 Air hockey.
00:45:12 We could play that.
00:45:16 Brothers or sisters?
00:45:17 Three brothers, really.
00:45:19 Two. Any marines?
00:45:20 One Cup vegetarian.
00:45:22 Well, I love meat.
00:45:26 What's your blood?
00:45:26 Type or negative universal donor universal donor Simon minutes.
00:45:42 Go get him, honey.
00:45:43 Don't worry, they'll get got.
00:45:47 So he's he's basically cleaning the house meanwhile.
00:45:58 I believe in coming.
00:45:59 I did not want.
00:45:59 OK, hold on.
00:46:01 Michael, I am coming.
00:46:03 I have a girlfriend.
00:46:04 Michael, why don't you call your girlfriend?
00:46:08 But you said you went over.
00:46:09 This weekend it was.
00:46:10 All made-up.
00:46:10 Just some would come.
00:46:11 OK.
00:46:12 Anyone, anyone but Dwight.
00:46:16 What was that?
00:46:20 Ohh, he hit the pole.
00:46:25 It's broken, right? You can't.
00:46:26 Oh my gosh.
00:46:27 Oh, Dwight, Dwight.
00:46:31 Ohh my gosh.
00:46:33 Is he OK?
00:46:35 He's still driving.
00:46:37 Dwight, you forgot your bumper.
00:46:40 So you go back.
00:46:42 And you have like in a couple of weeks maybe?
00:46:45 Yeah, right.
00:46:45 OK, maybe another month.
00:46:47 For that, like maybe.
00:46:48 For like Presidents Day or something.
00:46:50 Do three day.
00:46:51 Weekend, I wonder if I got because.
00:46:54 Right.
00:46:54 You know, therefore that would be.
00:47:10 The eternal *****.
00:47:13 The eternal *****.
00:47:16 Whose whose hatred for Dwight.
00:47:19 Is is literally just out of frustration.
00:47:24 And when it does finally escalate.
00:47:29 To a level where it's no longer just pranks.
00:47:37 Because as you can see, Dwight doesn't **** around.
00:47:41 Excuse me.
00:47:42 Don't touch me.
00:47:45 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:47:49 He challenges Dwight or Dwight rather challenges Jim to a snowball fight.
00:47:55 And this is how it goes down.
00:48:01 You've reached the voicemail of Dwight Kurt Schrute.
00:48:03 Please leave.
00:48:27 I have no.
00:48:27 Feeling in my fingers or penis, but I.
00:48:30 Think it was worth it.
00:48:38 I was lying on the ground, defenceless and you just kept throwing him until he exhausts himself.
00:48:45 And then?
00:48:47 How about icing?
00:48:48 It lol Dwight.
00:48:54 So once again, we see that Dwight is the true.
00:48:59 In this scenario.
00:49:05 Alright, going back to.
00:49:09 Now this is 3 years, three years, or actually I guess this would be.
00:49:13 Two years.
00:49:14 2 1/2 years into his his obsession with a engaged woman, he finally, after two years of Simping, decides to tell her what he what he thinks.
00:49:26 I was just.
00:49:31 I'm in love with you.
00:49:37 I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I need you to.
00:49:44 Probably not good timing.
00:49:46 I know that.
00:49:46 I just.
00:49:47 What are you doing?
00:49:52 What do you expect me to say to that?
00:49:56 And I just need you to know.
00:50:03 Oh I.
00:50:11 I can't.
00:50:15 You have no idea.
00:50:17 Don't do that.
00:50:18 What your friendship needs to be.
00:50:21 Come on.
00:50:21 I don't want to do that.
00:50:23 I want to be more human.
00:50:27 I can't.
00:50:31 I'm really sorry.
00:50:34 If you misinterpreted things.
00:50:39 It's probably my fault.
00:50:42 Not her fault.
00:50:45 I'm sorry.
00:50:45 I misinterpreted our friendship.
00:50:51 And he walks away dejected.
00:50:54 And he leaves town.
00:50:56 And gets a job at A at a different branch, gets another girlfriend.
00:51:03 But he still continues.
00:51:05 To simp for Pam.
00:51:10 I have no gift to bring.
00:51:31 Like this again.
00:51:32 This we're we're on three years now of simping.
00:51:35 There we go, and we're gonna.
00:51:36 Go to dinner.
00:51:37 So the Chad finally finds out that that Jim kissed his girlfriend back when he professed his love a year prior.
00:51:47 And when the Chad comes to confront him.
00:51:49 OK. And then we're gonna.
00:51:51 Go to the.
00:51:51 Movies so hey helper.
00:52:00 Right.
00:52:11 Pam, please.
00:52:12 It's Dwight schrute.
00:52:14 Who protects him?
00:52:16 It's called security.
00:52:18 Every day for eight years, I have brought pepper spray into this office to protect myself and my fellow employees, and every day for eight years, people have laughed at me.
00:52:28 Well, who's laughing now?
00:52:33 So eventually we're let's just focus.
00:52:36 So let's just wrap up the gym thing real quick.
00:52:39 So after Simping a little bit longer, some, you know, melodrama ******** happens and eventually after three ******* years.
00:52:50 Pam finally stopped seeing the chat.
00:52:53 Because he freaks out and acts violent.
00:52:58 In order for us to make it, there can't be any secrets between us.
00:53:02 I didn't do anything I.
00:53:04 Ask anybody.
00:53:05 I totally could have and I.
00:53:06 Didn't at all.
00:53:07 Just listen when you wear that casino night about a month before we were supposed.
00:53:12 To get married.
00:53:14 I kissed Jim.
00:53:17 He told me how he felt and I guess I had feelings too, and we kissed.
00:53:22 Just listen, I am listening.
00:53:24 That's the problem.
00:53:25 I'm listening.
00:53:27 Don't yell.
00:53:33 This is over.
00:53:34 Yeah, you're right.
00:53:35 This is so over you can't repair.
00:53:38 Come on.
00:53:40 Alright, so finally lucky for her.
00:53:45 Three years later, Jim is still still simping away.
00:53:51 Are you free?
00:53:52 For dinner tonight.
00:53:55 All right, then.
00:53:57 It's a date.
00:54:06 I'm sorry, what was the question?
00:54:09 Now again, you got to ask yourself.
00:54:10 So how much of this is is?
00:54:13 Art imitating life and how much of it is life imitating art now?
00:54:17 I was thinking about this as I was going.
00:54:18 Through these clips.
00:54:20 There's a couple of things we have to take into account if we're going to be honest about this show now, I mentioned that the the British office was only two seasons long, so you didn't have this infinite simp thing going on like it was.
00:54:33 It was still.
00:54:33 Simply but not like this right now.
00:54:36 Part of that is because they tried to stretch this show out as long as humanly possible.
00:54:43 And I was starting to think bigger picture.
00:54:46 Because this isn't the only show where you had a relationship like this prominently featured, another one that just comes to mind when I think about is the show Frasier.
00:54:55 Now the show Frasier was a spin off of the show.
00:54:58 It was on.
00:54:59 I mean, I think it was actually on maybe longer than cheers was it was on for several years.
00:55:04 And there was again, it was a beta male.
00:55:07 The the brother of of the main character, Niles Crane, was simping for a like a British.
00:55:18 I don't know.
00:55:18 Like a nurse or something like that, but for like, years for years and years and years.
00:55:24 And that was the joke.
00:55:25 Now the reason why they do this, the reason why television writers do this.
00:55:31 Is it creates sexual tension, you know, that's what they call it.
00:55:34 It's the sexual tension.
00:55:36 And the second you relieve that sexual tension, people stop watching.
00:55:42 It stops being interesting.
00:55:45 And they knew that that would happen with the Jim and Pam thing, the writers.
00:55:48 Of the office knew.
00:55:50 And in fact, I think that's why Ricky Gervais planned.
00:55:55 I don't know.
00:55:56 The whole production story.
00:55:57 So maybe I'm wrong about this, but I think that's why it was only.
00:56:00 Two seasons long.
00:56:02 Because it gets real unrealistic and the character gets creepy and and ******* gay like Jim.
00:56:09 The longer it goes.
00:56:10 On for.
00:56:11 And but because the American audiences.
00:56:15 They're willing to, you know.
00:56:17 To watch it for ******* nine years, I think this went on for nine years.
00:56:21 I think there's only like because there was a writers strike for a little bit, so there was like a a little gap.
00:56:27 So I think there's only like 7 seasons, maybe 8.
00:56:31 But it's still.
00:56:31 Like a lot longer than two, right?
00:56:35 And So what they ended up doing, because that's that's exactly what happened.
00:56:40 As soon as you had this tension relieved right here, as soon as this moment.
00:56:45 And you launched into.
00:56:47 OK, well, what what's it like now for him, right.
00:56:51 Ohh in last place.
00:56:53 Just look at that.
00:56:53 Darn it.
00:56:57 As soon as there were a couple, it gets boring.
00:56:59 As ****.
00:57:01 Because they're the perfect couple.
00:57:04 Like nothing.
00:57:05 There's, like, almost no conflict.
00:57:08 And so the writers then had to start creating conflict and sexual tension with other characters.
00:57:15 Because the whole core of the story that the the, the, this, the American series was based on.
00:57:22 Was pretty much done now.
00:57:24 So they had to do they they kept, you know, they they would introduce a girl, a love interest for Michael Scott.
00:57:29 Then they would take her away and then introduce another one and take her away, Dwight even. And we'll look at there's a there's a very interesting story arc in terms of of Dwight's love interest. And so you have the Dwight.
00:57:45 Character is is obsessed with this girl and you know, as we've seen you know, he has lots of other love interests throughout the show.
00:57:53 But it makes you wonder, because this has been going on for so long, and because it's only one way.
00:57:59 How many shows can you think of?
00:58:02 Where there's a woman pining for a man.
00:58:06 Think about it.
00:58:08 In modern times.
00:58:10 Like maybe I I would even say maybe the.
00:58:12 Last 50 years.
00:58:16 I can't think of any shows.
00:58:19 About a desirable man, a high value man.
00:58:24 That's a main character.
00:58:26 And there's a woman in the show.
00:58:29 Who just really wants?
00:58:31 To get his attention and is simping for him the entire show for years.
00:58:37 And then finally gets him or something like that.
00:58:40 That almost does not exist.
00:58:42 If there might be a couple instances of it, I'm just.
00:58:45 Not aware of it.
00:58:47 But there are countless examples of the opposite.
00:58:53 Now I would, I would say to you that the reason this is is it's a direct.
00:58:58 Result of feminism.
00:59:02 It goes against feminism to have a woman who is pining.
00:59:07 For a man.
00:59:09 And because every example.
00:59:13 Or every popular piece of media.
00:59:18 Has essentially banned.
00:59:21 That scenario from existing.
00:59:24 You end up with these stories that are only the other way around.
00:59:28 It's only about men simping for women.
00:59:34 And again, ask yourself.
00:59:37 Is in.
00:59:38 Because of this, is that perhaps?
00:59:42 An example of life beginning to imitate art.
00:59:49 It's normalizing that kind of a relationship.
00:59:52 It's normalizing that kind of dynamic.
00:59:56 Especially at a time like you got to think about, let's think about the office, right, like millennials.
01:00:01 Love the office.
01:00:03 Millennials were born in the 80s.
01:00:07 And they were told throughout the 80s and 90s.
01:00:10 That women wanted a sensitive man.
01:00:13 A man that was kind of like Jim Halpert, right?
01:00:17 A conflict avoidant.
01:00:21 ***** ***.
01:00:23 Who was never violent.
01:00:26 He was in touch with his feelings.
01:00:29 He was very loyal.
01:00:33 And you see this this same dynamic that's not just in television, it's in movies too.
01:00:37 Think about the movies.
01:00:39 That women, like most, or at least millennial women, think about the same era, right?
01:00:45 Remember the notebook?
01:00:49 The movie The notebook was about a man who essentially.
01:00:54 Just lives through hell.
01:00:57 For years it's the same.
01:00:58 It's the same kind of a scenario he simps for this woman for like years and years and years and builds.
01:01:05 Her house and.
01:01:07 All this other **** and then and then when he finally gets her and there's never any sacrifice going the other way.
01:01:15 When he finally gets her, we don't even get to see any of the Happy Times, right?
01:01:18 We get to see that like there's there's a couple love scenes or whatever, but then we Fast forward to when she's old and she's lost her mind and she's living in a home and he's again suffering.
01:01:28 He's he's simping for her because she doesn't even know who he is now.
01:01:33 So he's back playing.
01:01:34 The role of the simp.
01:01:37 For the for the.
01:01:38 Rest of his days until he dies.
01:01:43 In fact, that's how the movie ends.
01:01:46 He crawls into bed with her and and dies like and women ******* love that movie.
01:01:53 They love it.
01:01:57 Same thing, same ******* thing.
01:02:02 This kid like Sims for this girl and dies.
01:02:13 It it it's it's a weird.
01:02:15 Like I said, you have to ask yourself how much of that is is female nature.
01:02:22 Seeping into art.
01:02:25 And how much of that is art?
01:02:28 Informing female nature?
01:02:30 Or is it like just like this infinite loop, this infinite feedback loop?
01:02:36 And because there's no balance, it just amplifies.
01:02:42 Because again, there.
01:02:43 Is no, there is no opposite version of that.
01:02:47 I mean now, if you you watch a movie now, even like an action film.
01:02:52 It used to be that you'd at least have maybe like action films, right where the guy would go and.
01:02:56 Save the.
01:02:57 And you don't even have that now.
01:03:00 Now you have some 90 pound woman doing karate and **** saving the guy.
01:03:06 Now, meanwhile, while this is going on, all the commercials during this television show.
01:03:13 What's the guy?
01:03:13 What's the dad doing in every commercial?
01:03:16 He's an idiot, can't change a tire.
01:03:20 But the woman can.
01:03:27 And that feeds into female ego.
01:03:31 And female nature and it becomes this infinite feedback loop.
01:03:42 And like I said, it doesn't even stop.
01:03:43 So his simping now that he gets the girl.
01:03:48 And that's just the beginning of the simp.
01:03:51 They they he still has four more years of symptoms.
01:03:54 To do.
01:03:57 So once, once, once he gets gets the relationship.
01:04:02 And remember, he's waited three years for this.
01:04:07 She gets it in her head.
01:04:08 Pam gets in her head that she wants to be an artist.
01:04:15 She's not very good at art.
01:04:17 But she thinks she can go to art school in New York.
01:04:23 I don't know, become an artist or something.
01:04:28 So she she decides, hey, now that now that.
01:04:31 You finally got me.
01:04:33 I'm going to move to New York for three months.
01:04:42 Guess he just got into the Pratt School of Design.
01:04:44 No way.
01:04:46 What did I say?
01:04:46 I said that they loved those sketches.
01:04:49 Ohh thank you.
01:04:50 I don't know why.
01:04:50 I doubted it because I'm.
01:04:51 So clearly awesome, yes.
01:04:54 So when you start.
01:04:55 I don't know I.
01:04:55 And read it carefully.
01:04:56 I just saw congratulations and I skimmed the list.
01:04:58 I saw my name.
01:04:59 I came in here to tell you and get a snack.
01:05:01 Wow, this morning.
01:05:06 You know, it means I have to go to New York for.
01:05:08 Three months. It's not a.
01:05:09 Big deal. We'll come visit you and go visit me. It's only two hours away. It'll be fine. That part's going to suck. But it'll be great.
01:05:16 Yeah, it sucks, but it'll be.
01:05:18 Great. See how.
01:05:19 Easy it is.
01:05:22 No matter what she wants, he goes for it.
01:05:27 There, there's never any pushback.
01:05:29 There's never, like, hey, you know what, maybe this is, this is a dumb idea.
01:05:33 Maybe it's stupid.
01:05:35 That you just go to art school art school for three months in New York.
01:05:43 Now that I've waited three years to be with.
01:05:45 You maybe it's not the best idea that you.
01:05:49 You just leave for three months.
01:05:52 Nope. It's like, oh.
01:05:53 No, no, it'll be fine.
01:05:55 I'll drive up and see you all the time.
01:05:57 It'll be great and.
01:05:58 So when he.
01:05:58 Does drive up and see her.
01:06:04 Some girl came into Pan's Room crying about her roommate stealing her soy milk.
01:06:10 So I'm in here waiting it out.
01:06:13 He still has to, simp.
01:06:16 He still doesn't even get her attention.
01:06:20 So finally he decides enough is enough and he does pop the question.
01:06:27 At a gas station between New York and Scranton.
01:06:32 Once there would have been closer so.
01:06:34 You have to buy lunch.
01:06:38 How you doing?
01:06:40 I just can't wait.
01:06:44 Oh my God.
01:06:59 So they get engaged and she goes back.
01:07:01 To New York.
01:07:06 You are such a dork.
01:07:09 And check this out.
01:07:11 While she's out in New York again, this is this is the eternal simp.
01:07:16 He has to he he he can never doubt her in in any way.
01:07:24 So apparently Pam went out last night and accidentally called my work phone at 3:00 in the morning.
01:07:29 So I'm on minute six of this message.
01:07:35 I do not sound like that.
01:07:38 Now they two very, very important things about this saying.
01:07:43 One, they make sure that you can hear that she's with men.
01:07:48 She's drunk with men.
01:07:51 At 3:30 in the morning.
01:07:54 But he trusts her so completely.
01:07:56 He's so whipped.
01:07:58 He doesn't even bother listening to the entire message.
01:08:01 He just trusts her.
01:08:03 He just hangs up the phone.
01:08:05 He doesn't need to know.
01:08:06 He he can.
01:08:06 He can trust her completely.
01:08:11 The future mother of my children.
01:08:14 Again, this he's the perfect man.
01:08:20 He's not suspicious at all.
01:08:26 What's up, Roy?
01:08:27 Hey man.
01:08:34 Such a beta look at the posture, everything.
01:08:38 Relax, man.
01:08:38 I'm not gonna hit you.
01:08:43 You're good.
01:08:44 I'm good.
01:08:44 How you doing?
01:08:45 I'm good.
01:08:46 Hey there, what's happening?
01:08:52 Oh, she's good actually.
01:08:53 Yeah, she's.
01:08:55 She's in New York.
01:08:56 She's in art school.
01:08:58 She's doing really well.
01:09:01 Huh. She's engaged to me.
01:09:11 Congrats, man.
01:09:12 Thanks man.
01:09:15 Appreciate that.
01:09:18 So Pam's happy.
01:09:20 Yeah, I'd say he's happy, I mean.
01:09:22 She loves her.
01:09:22 Classes loves the city.
01:09:26 When last night she was out with her friends till like 8:00 AM.
01:09:33 You were a friend.
01:09:42 And he you start to think, oh, he's he's just he's figuring out that he's a simp.
01:09:49 I'm going to see.
01:09:49 Pam, because I feel like I should.
01:10:12 No, no, because.
01:10:14 I'm not that guy. Nope.
01:10:16 Hope you're a simp.
01:10:18 And we are not bad couple.
01:10:27 See he.
01:10:27 He, he.
01:10:28 He trusts her completely.
01:10:34 And so now.
01:10:36 She calls him.
01:10:37 Up because she's going to be out there.
01:10:40 Another three months.
01:10:42 Remember he he weighed six or three years.
01:10:46 And now he's got to wait six months.
01:10:50 And and he's fully supported.
01:10:53 Are you sure?
01:10:54 I just talked to my advisor, failing.
01:10:57 Wow, I thought you were good at flash.
01:10:59 I was and then they switched to Acrobat.
01:11:01 Just as I was learning quark I.
01:11:03 I hate computers.
01:11:05 OK, OK, it's the only deal.
01:11:07 So you're not a computer geek?
01:11:09 Have to stay and retake it.
01:11:16 Well, OK, that means more than 12 weeks.
01:11:22 Can you do another three months of this?
01:11:25 It's not.
01:11:25 It's not about me.
01:11:26 It's never about you, Jim.
01:11:29 It's never, ever, ever about you, Jim.
01:11:33 And this is your dream.
01:11:35 It's all about you, Pam.
01:11:38 It's always about you.
01:11:43 And you went to New York to do this.
01:11:47 So when you come back, you come.
01:11:48 Back the right way, right?
01:11:53 Right.
01:11:56 You OK?
01:11:58 My cell battery is low so I have to.
01:12:00 Let you go.
01:12:02 OK.
01:12:02 Alright, love you.
01:12:07 The eternal symp.
01:12:12 But guess what?
01:12:15 Someone in the office gets what's going on here.
01:12:26 How does everyone know already?
01:12:27 No one.
01:12:29 Pam Field art school.
01:12:31 Wow doesn't surprise me.
01:12:34 Excuse me.
01:12:35 Have you seen her painting, Jim?
01:12:37 The building?
01:12:38 There's shadows coming from two different directions.
01:12:40 Hey, what are there two sons?
01:12:44 Come on.
01:12:45 Last I checked, that's not an office building in the Andromeda Galaxy.
01:12:50 Wanna grab a cup of coffee?
01:12:52 It's totally unrealistic.
01:12:54 There's no lines in the parking lot.
01:12:59 So Dwight gets it.
01:13:02 She was following some stupid dream.
01:13:09 Today's big day today is the day that I show Pam the house that I bought for us.
01:13:16 So then he buys her a house.
01:13:23 And he makes like a little art studio for it for her, because she still thinks that she's an artist or something.
01:13:34 And then they get married finally.
01:13:38 On a boat.
01:13:40 Secretly and then get married and from of everybody.
01:13:47 And have I'll tell you one thing.
01:13:50 This is one thing that's actually, I would say a positive about the office.
01:13:55 They do get married.
01:13:57 And they start having kids.
01:14:01 So at least if this is like the dream scenario for a.
01:14:04 Lot of millennial women.
01:14:07 You know, at least it has that positive to it.
01:14:11 Now it's got some subversive stuff like, you know, they're they're even though they're going to church.
01:14:17 I mean.
01:14:19 Yeah, it's they got a female pastor.
01:14:26 I don't know if someone said well, at least they're going to church.
01:14:28 Now it's it's.
01:14:29 Worse, I'd rather they just didn't go to church.
01:14:32 If you're going to.
01:14:32 Have a female pastor.
01:14:35 So then Jim.
01:14:38 He decides. You know, he's not making a ton of money, especially because they go to her old again. How much of AA **** are you? You're you're you're you're now fiance or I guess now wife.
01:14:50 Is making you go to the engagement party of her old fiancee that once fought you and you find out that he's now rich.
01:15:00 And you know, doing good.
01:15:03 And so you want to, you want to impress Pam, you want to to be the the big money maker, so you start a company.
01:15:14 And in in Philadelphia and every step of the way, Pan's kind of a ***** about it, like a constant ******* ***** about it.
01:15:25 Do you guys still have?
01:15:25 To work part time in Scranton, though.
01:15:28 Well, that's funny, because I think of.
01:15:29 Him as working part time in Philadelphia.
01:15:32 We can't wait till.
01:15:32 You move here.
01:15:35 That she doesn't want to move there.
01:15:38 While he's working half time at the Philadelphia job that he started at the start up that he's at, she's watching the kids, but because she's so again, she's so wrapped up in this ******** fantasy of being an artist.
01:15:57 She can't do simple things like record the performance of their kid dancing in a play.
01:16:09 I'm sorry, sorry.
01:16:14 Yes, this is Pam Halpert.
01:16:16 I got the mural. Oh.
01:16:17 My God.
01:16:19 So she gets hired to get make a mural for the city because I don't know how that would.
01:16:23 Possibly happen, but OK.
01:16:27 But then of course, they can't be totally perfect.
01:16:30 So towards the end of the series, they try to they try to manufacture some kind of conflict in their relationship, but it it really doesn't make any sense.
01:16:39 They try to make it look like that.
01:16:40 Maybe the sound guy has a thing for Pam.
01:16:43 It's just it just seems thrown together and it doesn't really resonate.
01:16:48 Pam acts like kind of like a *****.
01:16:50 When she goes to Jim, gets her a job interview at a place in Philadelphia because he's trying to move the family out there with where the new job is.
01:16:58 And she doesn't want to work there because the boss is too much like their old boss, Michael Scott.
01:17:05 And in the.
01:17:06 End they end up having to go to couples counseling and.
01:17:12 Jim once again.
01:17:14 Happily very happily.
01:17:17 Quits the startup that's doing great that he helped start.
01:17:21 That would have made a lot of money for the family so that he can be with her so she'll stop ******** about it.
01:17:27 I'm taking some.
01:17:28 Time off from work.
01:17:29 Well, my other work.
01:17:33 We needed it.
01:17:35 It's great, it's great.
01:17:39 Phones been ringing off the hook.
01:17:41 Guys in Philly are kind of going nuts.
01:17:42 That doesn't matter.
01:17:45 This does.
01:17:47 It's the only thing that matters.
01:17:50 We had some really nice days together.
01:17:56 Again, he's the he's the dream guy.
01:18:03 So eventually.
01:18:06 In the very, very very very, very last season, after he's made the sacrifice, after he's made it clear.
01:18:11 To her.
01:18:13 That he will give up literally.
01:18:16 So he signed for her for three years.
01:18:18 He let her run off and do her stupid art school thing.
01:18:22 He's supportive and literally anything that she does.
01:18:26 He quits the job that that was supposed to, you know, make something of, you know, the the only way that he was going to stop being the boring paper salesman that he was complain, you know.
01:18:36 The very beginning.
01:18:38 I don't want to.
01:18:38 I don't want to work here forever and be this.
01:18:40 This is like the most boring ask job I've ever had.
01:18:43 This this got to think.
01:18:44 About this, this is now what, like seven years?
01:18:47 Ago, he's so.
01:18:48 He's for seven more years.
01:18:51 He's had this boring job that he hates.
01:18:54 But he he now quits the fun job that's going to actually make him some money.
01:18:59 And stays with her for another year.
01:19:02 Proves that yes, he's actually going to do that.
01:19:05 And then at the very, very end.
01:19:08 I think that actually like it's the last episode of the show.
01:19:12 She finally gives in.
01:19:14 And let's and this says OK, we can move to Philly.
01:19:19 But none of it's ever his decision, ever.
01:19:24 Ever. Ever.
01:19:27 So he Sims for her the entire ******* series.
01:19:31 Now Dwight has.
01:19:34 A little bit of a different.
01:19:37 Story arc.
01:19:39 That is a little more horrifying.
01:19:45 In retrospect.
01:19:48 Because even though Dwight is a ladies man.
01:19:52 Even though Dwight easily dominates Jim when when they're pitted up against each other, like in, this is the.
01:20:01 Continuation of the the Snowball Fight Day.
01:20:16 I'm sorry, I had no idea.
01:20:19 No, it's OK.
01:20:22 OK.
01:20:23 Oh, my God.
01:20:24 Oh, God.
01:20:25 No, no, no, no.
01:20:36 Look at this.
01:20:36 Is it what? What what?
01:20:38 Is this what go?
01:20:39 Oh my God.
01:20:58 In the end, the greatest snowball.
01:21:00 It isn't a snowball at all.
01:21:02 It's fear.
01:21:04 Merry Christmas.
01:21:06 So even though he's all about strength and authority.
01:21:13 He still can't get the two things.
01:21:15 He wants most.
01:21:18 The two things he wants most.
01:21:21 The things that drive Dwight.
01:21:25 Or one he wants to be the manager.
01:21:28 Of the paper company that they work for.
01:21:31 But he also wants to be.
01:21:34 With his love interest.
01:21:36 Which is a uptight blonde Christian woman named Angela.
01:21:43 Even though she's inferior in almost every way to many of the other women.
01:21:47 That he gets.
01:21:49 But he's willing to do what?
01:21:50 It takes.
01:21:53 And endure whatever pain that he can endure in order to try to.
01:21:57 Get the job.
01:21:58 I will do this.
01:21:59 Michael though I will walk and stand on these calls.
01:22:03 Until you will award me.
01:22:04 The position of regional manager.
01:22:13 Right.
01:22:14 Dwight, keep moving if you're.
01:22:15 Going off there.
01:22:17 Keep coming.
01:22:20 I'm not going to give it to you.
01:22:31 Those related matters.
01:22:34 Hence the green line green for money sales.
01:22:37 Get it?
01:22:38 There is this yellow zigzag that.
01:22:39 Does give Ryan the authority to discipline Stanley?
01:22:42 However, in so doing, it zigs past your name, hence zagging you and making you appear weak.
01:22:48 That's the yellow color, yellow for cowardly.
01:22:51 What's the pink?
01:22:53 Menstrual cycles.
01:22:55 OK.
01:22:56 Is there anybody up here?
01:22:58 Anybody at all that can deal with this other than me?
01:23:02 Well, there is the emergency disaster.
01:23:05 Mode for the org chart.
01:23:08 This gives me full authority over every single person in the office.
01:23:13 I never said you could do that.
01:23:14 All you have to do is say it just.
01:23:16 Say it.
01:23:17 I'll think about it.
01:23:17 Think about it, say it.
01:23:18 Just do it.
01:23:19 Don't think, say it, do it 5.
01:23:22 432 do it. Give me control, Michael.
01:23:31 I promise to give authority back to you when this crisis is over.
01:23:36 To it, Michael.
01:23:39 Do it.
01:23:39 Hey, this office needs a strongman.
01:23:45 Say it.
01:23:50 All right, well.
01:23:52 You're going to have to deal with this yourself.
01:23:58 But the one thing you can say about Dwight.
01:24:02 Even though he is obsessed with authority and power.
01:24:07 He actually has principles.
01:24:10 Imagine that.
01:24:17 Earlier in the show, I think this is season.
01:24:20 I don't know, maybe one or two.
01:24:22 He finds a joint in the parking lot.
01:24:26 And he calls up the company and asks for a random drug testing.
01:24:32 And Michael is worried that he's going to come up positive because he was at a concert where people were smoking pot.
01:24:42 So he then asked Dwight to give him his clean urine so that he can pass the test.
01:24:50 And Dwight finally does it because he's loyal to his boss, but because he does it.
01:24:57 He no longer feels comfortable.
01:25:00 Wearing the uniform of a volunteer sheriff.
01:25:04 And again, this is in some ways made to try to make him look kind of weird and pathetic, but it's it's having principles.
01:25:12 I passed the test thanks to.
01:25:13 You, when you're untainted, pee.
01:25:16 Thank you very.
01:25:16 Much. That's great. What's wrong?
01:25:20 Where's your costume?
01:25:21 It's a uniform and I turned it in today when I tendered my resignation, I took an oath when I was sworn in.
01:25:31 And I broke that oath today.
01:25:37 And in fact, when he does, his principles extend so far that when he does finally get.
01:25:43 At least temporarily.
01:25:45 He gets control of the.
01:25:49 Of the.
01:25:49 Let me find this clip.
01:25:50 Now, now I've lost it here.
01:25:52 Where is that?
01:25:52 Oh, here.
01:25:53 We go.
01:25:54 He finally gets temporary control of the office because they they, I think like Michael's replacement gets.
01:26:01 Hurt or something like that.
01:26:03 And uh.
01:26:05 While in control of the office.
01:26:08 He accidentally fires off a gun.
01:26:10 Banana. Sorry, I freaked you.
01:26:11 Guys out.
01:26:17 So loud.
01:26:21 And the.
01:26:24 Coworkers basically blackmail them and say, hey, you have to do all these things for us or we're going to wrap you out to the new company owner, which is this fat Southern lady, which is.
01:26:37 You know Democrat character that you know.
01:26:39 That's the thing.
01:26:40 About the office, all the positive characters are Democrats.
01:26:44 They make.
01:26:45 That very clear.
01:26:46 So she's like a strong woman.
01:26:48 They actually say she's friends with Nancy Pelosi at one point and but Dwight, because he has principals.
01:26:58 Will not will not do what?
01:27:00 Well, many of our politicians will do, and he does not want to be in power while being blackmailed.
01:27:06 And stay on.
01:27:07 Top of these people you have.
01:27:08 To me, it's nice to have a little power.
01:27:10 Hey, how's it feel?
01:27:18 I accidentally fired a gun in the office today.
01:27:21 I am telling you this because I care too much about this job to be blackmailed into doing it poorly.
01:27:27 All I've ever wanted is to be manager here, and if you feel like you cannot promote me over this one accident, I understand.
01:27:34 But if.
01:27:34 You think that extortion is worse?
01:27:36 Shooting is worse. Are you?
01:27:38 Kidding me?
01:27:39 It's not even in the same you.
01:27:41 Shot a gun.
01:27:43 What is wrong with you?
01:27:44 It was a bomb on.
01:27:45 Adams, that help Beaumont Adams is a girls gun that just makes it.
01:27:48 Plain stupid responsibility.
01:27:48 I take 4.
01:27:51 So he doesn't he he loses his position and it becomes like his his.
01:27:56 Uh, his rose bud or whatever.
01:27:58 It's it's, it's, it's the object of his.
01:28:01 It's what drives his character for another, you know, several seasons.
01:28:06 And then at the very end of the.
01:28:08 Show in order for him to acquire.
01:28:11 That which he wants.
01:28:14 Both the the woman, the object of his desire, Angela.
01:28:20 And who, by the way?
01:28:24 We'll get it in a second, but also the the job, two things have to take place.
01:28:33 And I was thinking about this too.
01:28:34 So they've already set up Dwight as like this right wing extremist.
01:28:38 He's a literal Nazi, you know, he has traditions that involve, like, black face.
01:28:45 In fact, they give an idea of how much things have changed.
01:28:49 They have censored one of the only well as far as I know, the only scene that they have removed that they have memory hold from the office.
01:29:00 Is the scene where.
01:29:02 Let's see here.
01:29:03 Like, I'm pretty sure I.
01:29:04 Got it.
01:29:07 This scene doesn't.
01:29:09 If you go and buy a copy of the office or if you stream it.
01:29:12 This scene has been edited.
01:29:14 Ohh bench nickel has travelled from distant lands to discover how all the boys and the girls have been behaving this last year.
01:29:24 Ohh too much.
01:29:26 So he's kind of like.
01:29:27 Santa some dirty worse.
01:29:29 No, much better.
01:29:30 No one there, Santa.
01:29:31 The way.
01:29:31 They'd be a persona.
01:29:34 It's my favorite part of Christmas, the.
01:29:35 Authority and the fear.
01:29:36 Yes, exactly.
01:29:38 Come on, Dwight.
01:29:38 You're making this up.
01:29:40 No this.
01:29:41 Is a real thing.
01:29:42 Belsnickel is a crotchety fur clad gift giver related to other companions of Saint Nicholas in the folklore of southwestern Germany.
01:29:50 OK, great.
01:29:50 Seriously, you guys now.
01:29:52 You believe in Dwight's traditions?
01:29:53 When some Democrat looks it up on Wikipedia.
01:29:56 His partner Shiva.
01:29:57 A Pete or Black Peter, a slave boy often portrayed in colorful pantaloons and black face.
01:30:04 Uh, no, Dwight, no.
01:30:07 No, come on.
01:30:08 We don't blindly stick to.
01:30:09 Every outmoded aspect of our traditions.
01:30:12 Come on, give it the.
01:30:13 Spirit of it, you guys.
01:30:29 So they have edited that out.
01:30:33 You can no longer see that scene.
01:30:36 It's amazing how much it makes you wonder, like how much, how much television history will be will be just erased.
01:30:44 And not just entertainment like news and everything else.
01:30:48 Anyway, as as things exist more in the cloud and not on local storage, that's just that's just going to happen.
01:30:56 Things are going to just disappear.
01:30:58 So that scene is now gone.
01:30:59 Like you can't get that scene.
01:31:02 Because blackface.
01:31:03 Blackface bad.
01:31:06 So anyway, because Dwight is this white right wing extremist and you know he has all these bad characteristics if you're a leftist, if you're a progressive, he has all these characteristics.
01:31:21 That disqualifies him.
01:31:25 From having a happy ending.
01:31:29 Once you think about that, and I want you to think about every movie and every television show you've ever seen in your life.
01:31:36 Those characteristics, even though he's a likeable character.
01:31:41 You know, not it probably wouldn't be so much today.
01:31:44 I don't know that the leftists of today.
01:31:47 Would be able to enjoy the office, or at least in the same way that the leftists could enjoy.
01:31:53 You know you well, you in 10 like 10 years ago, right?
01:31:57 They've become so hypersensitive.
01:32:00 That they cannot allow.
01:32:04 A character like that to have a happy ending.
01:32:09 And think about the way that the progressive views the right.
01:32:15 Now back then, it was a little less like.
01:32:17 Now I feel like they look at the right as just pure evil, right?
01:32:21 Which is why it would disqualify them.
01:32:24 From having a happy ending, because that would be like having the.
01:32:26 Bad guy win.
01:32:29 But even back then.
01:32:32 While it wasn't pure evil.
01:32:34 They couldn't view Dwight and or paint Dwight as pure evil.
01:32:39 They could portray him as the next best thing, which is just ignorant.
01:32:45 You know, think think about leftists and reeducation camps.
01:32:50 It's not that there can be an opposing view that is valid.
01:32:54 That's impossible.
01:32:57 So the reason why their opposition doesn't think that the way they do is simply they're not educated.
01:33:03 I mean, it makes sense if you think about it.
01:33:06 Why do most?
01:33:06 Of them have their views.
01:33:09 Because they learned them in educational institutions, right?
01:33:14 Lot a lot of these leftists might have been.
01:33:18 Along the same way you know they might have thought along the same lines of of Dwight in many aspects, until they went to college.
01:33:28 So if you want a character like Dwight.
01:33:32 To have a happy ending.
01:33:35 He just simply has to be educated.
01:33:38 He has to grow, he has to evolve.
01:33:42 Into a leftist.
01:33:50 Another thing he's got to do.
01:33:54 And this also helps explain away to the leftist audience.
01:34:00 Some of his behavior.
01:34:04 You see.
01:34:05 His behavior can be explained.
01:34:10 As simply the product of mental illness.
01:34:15 This is one of the episodes towards the end when they had to start changing his character rapidly.
01:34:21 If they were going to give.
01:34:22 Them a happy ending.
01:34:28 Hello, little pill.
01:34:30 What do you?
01:34:31 Do Dimitro is licensed to treat anxiety symptoms such as panic attacks, excessive worrying and fear translation.
01:34:42 There's a madman in our midst.
01:34:43 How many it's?
01:34:44 Just an anxiety pills.
01:34:45 If people have anxiety.
01:34:46 Get on, have anxiety, have anxiety all the time.
01:34:48 Every waking moment.
01:34:49 In my life is your torture land disputes to settle and idiot cousins to protect, and there do well siblings to take care of.
01:34:56 And I don't need some stupid pill to get.
01:34:58 Me through all this.
01:35:00 Look, it's just a pill.
01:35:02 Hey, it's your anxiety.
01:35:03 I take it every day and it makes me.
01:35:04 Feel better and maybe you could help you too.
01:35:11 And maybe it could help you too.
01:35:15 Ah, now it's OK now you can.
01:35:18 Now you can forgive Dwight his quirks.
01:35:24 Because if there's something that a leftist understands, it's mental illness.
01:35:29 Many of them these days wear it like a.
01:35:31 Badge of honor.
01:35:33 You read their BIOS right next to their pronouns.
01:35:36 It's a laundry list of mental illnesses that they they have.
01:35:41 That video of the CIA agent, the the, the millennial CIA agent woman.
01:35:46 Did exactly that in a CIA advertisement.
01:35:50 Listed all of her mental illnesses.
01:35:53 Like there were accomplishments.
01:36:00 See, now it's OK as long as he's willing to treat it.
01:36:14 And when some of those bills?
01:36:17 Well, good for.
01:36:18 You, I mean, you'll need a prescription.
01:36:19 Oh, no, no, no.
01:36:20 They're not for me, for my cousin Moe's.
01:36:23 He's just having a tough time being lifeless and have high pressure job and his crazy cousin Moe's.
01:36:30 Other cousin, Moe's.
01:36:31 Got it.
01:36:32 Well, you tell Moses that he's a good man and I hope he feels better.
01:36:41 Which one?
01:36:43 Mos or the real Moe's.
01:36:44 The real miles.
01:36:47 He says thank you.
01:36:51 And so now.
01:36:53 Dwight is on medication.
01:36:56 To even out.
01:36:58 The parts of his personality.
01:37:01 That the leftist found.
01:37:04 Scary and annoying.
01:37:07 But that's not all.
01:37:10 That's not enough.
01:37:13 Not even a long shot.
01:37:16 So I've skipped over a lot of the the melodrama between Dwight and his love interest because it's it it.
01:37:23 It gets to a a complicated level that's not worth discussing.
01:37:29 But the very simplified version is the object of his desire.
01:37:37 Who herself had to go through her own.
01:37:42 Story arc, where she went from being afraid of gay people and being very Christian to literally living with a gay man.
01:37:51 After being married to another gay man.
01:37:54 And it's just like I said, it's overly complicated.
01:37:58 It's not worth it.
01:38:00 All you need to understand though.
01:38:03 Is she had?
01:38:06 A baby.
01:38:08 That Dwight suspected was his.
01:38:13 Because he was.
01:38:14 Well, he was.
01:38:15 He was banging her while she was married to this gay guy that was banging some other character.
01:38:22 And so, Dwight.
01:38:26 Got a DNA sample?
01:38:29 I went and got a paternity test.
01:38:33 But then when the results came in.
01:38:38 Mr. strike the.
01:38:39 Results are in.
01:38:39 You're not the father.
01:38:41 I told you.
01:38:43 It it.
01:38:44 Turned out that he's not the father.
01:38:52 And later that was I think that was like two seasons before this scene.
01:38:56 This is the very last season.
01:38:58 In fact, this might be like the last episode or one of the one of the last episodes.
01:39:03 He once again talks to Angela and says I, you know, you're you're basically homeless, you've been evicted from your house, your your husband, the, the, the gay guy has left you.
01:39:15 You're now living with some other gay guy with your kid.
01:39:20 I think the kids mind.
01:39:22 I want to raise them on my farm.
01:39:25 And she once again tells him.
01:39:27 He's not your son.
01:39:31 Very well.
01:39:33 Can I go back to my?
01:39:34 Desk now, yes.
01:39:43 We have to make sure.
01:39:47 That every ounce of.
01:39:49 Of Chad is drained out of Dwight.
01:39:53 Before we allow him to have a happy ending.
01:39:57 This happens.
01:40:04 What to the side of the road, right?
01:40:16 Dwight, what the hell is your problem?
01:40:20 Like that.
01:40:21 I love you.
01:40:22 And I don't care.
01:40:23 That helps out my.
01:40:23 Son, I will raise 100 children.
01:40:27 With a hundred of your lovers, if it means I.
01:40:28 Can be with you.
01:40:32 Did you catch that?
01:40:35 He has to agree.
01:40:37 To be a literal cuck.
01:40:41 To get his happy ending.
01:40:43 I will raise 100 children.
01:40:45 With a hundred of your lovers, if it means I can be with you.
01:40:51 So now Dwight.
01:40:56 To cure him of all of his.
01:40:59 Right wing tendencies, the mental illness.
01:41:03 That he suffers from.
01:41:06 And willing to.
01:41:07 I will raise a.
01:41:08 100 children with a hundred of your lovers.
01:41:11 If it means I can be with you.
01:41:18 This is a.
01:41:18 Ring taken from the buttocks of my grandmother, put there by the gangster Patriarch of the Coors Dynasty, melted in a foundry run by Mennonites.
01:41:36 How are you?
01:41:40 And I lied.
01:41:41 To you what?
01:41:43 Phillips your son.
01:41:45 Why would you say that?
01:41:46 I just.
01:41:47 Needed you to want to marry.
01:41:48 Me because you wanted to marry me.
01:41:51 Seeing again, this feeds into not only is it super cocked that he had to do that right it it, it's it.
01:41:59 It's feeding into another female fantasy.
01:42:02 That he is willing to degrade himself to the absolute limit.
01:42:09 Before he's worthy.
01:42:12 Of her love.
01:42:14 Even if it means deception.
01:42:17 Even if it means her being homeless.
01:42:22 He has to be willing.
01:42:25 To lower himself.
01:42:27 To the absolute lowest level possible.
01:42:32 And this satisfies the women in the audience.
01:42:36 It satisfies the progressives, the leftists, that that want to see him.
01:42:45 Before they'll allow him his happy ending.
01:42:51 Get out.
01:42:57 And he's not mad at all.
01:43:01 He's happy.
01:43:06 And they get married.
01:43:12 And that's the end of the series.
01:43:15 Is his wedding with Angela.
01:43:20 And this the the.
01:43:22 The guy that we used to be able to respect because he said things like this.
01:43:26 How do you feel to see your lives?
01:43:28 Played out on TV.
01:43:29 It's like seeing a documentary about how your.
01:43:31 Food is made.
01:43:33 It's kind of disgusting, you learn.
01:43:35 A lot, but I didn't want to.
01:43:36 Know any of it?
01:43:37 With today's modern surveillance technology, we are in a constant state of being watched, whether it's our government or the government of other countries, AKA Google.
01:43:48 You guys are being filmed way more than we ever were.
01:43:55 There's not even a whisper.
01:43:58 Of that, Dwight left.
01:44:02 Because he's been medicated of his paranoia.
01:44:07 And he's lowered himself and humiliated himself.
01:44:12 To be deserving of the woman.
01:44:15 That has lied to him for years.
01:44:19 About his child.
01:44:22 And look, there's The funny thing is.
01:44:26 Every other character.
01:44:28 And we're not going to go over all of every other character.
01:44:30 Is very similar.
01:44:33 You know, there's there's Toby.
01:44:36 The loser that is constantly, you know, going after Pam and being rejected.
01:44:45 He simps for Pam just as hard as Jim does in some ways.
01:44:51 You even have.
01:44:54 The manipulative bad guy Ryan.
01:44:59 In the the beginning of the of the series.
01:45:03 He kind of holds most of the power and you do have a little bit of of of, you know, a little bit of the switcheroo where you have the woman holding a torch.
01:45:14 Him, but by the end of it, he's dressing up like an Indian and and groveling and trying to, you know, do pushups to impress her and.
01:45:23 Every single male character.
01:45:25 You know, same thing with Michael Scott.
01:45:28 Michael Scott humiliates himself constantly.
01:45:32 Whether it's for you know, well, here's a perfect example.
01:45:39 What a cute.
01:45:40 Bench. Thanks. That's my bed.
01:45:42 Jen has some space issues, so I.
01:45:44 Grew up on that.
01:45:45 Puppy really because?
01:45:48 She's pretty.
01:45:48 Ohh and in short.
01:45:50 It's actually a lot bigger than.
01:45:52 It seems look at that.
01:45:54 See, it fits perfectly.
01:45:59 I mean, they're literally every character.
01:46:03 Every male character is simping.
01:46:06 It's never whatever I want.
01:46:08 Well, I wanted to see stop.
01:46:11 And you wanted to see wicked.
01:46:12 What did we see?
01:46:14 When I said that I wanted to have kids and you said that you wanted me to have a.
01:46:19 Vasectomy. What did I do?
01:46:21 And then, uh, when you said that you might wanna.
01:46:23 Have kids and I.
01:46:23 Wasn't so sure who had the vasectomy first.
01:46:26 And then you said you definitely didn't.
01:46:27 Want to have kids? Who?
01:46:28 Are reversed back.
01:46:30 Stiff, stiff, stiff, stiff, stiff.
01:46:32 Did you have no idea?
01:46:34 The physical toll the three vasectomies have our person.
01:46:41 I mean, can you get any more explicit?
01:46:42 Than that.
01:46:52 And this is a very popular show, very popular show among millennials.
01:46:56 Very popular.
01:46:59 Now look.
01:47:00 Like I said, we're not going to go into the Michael Scott thing.
01:47:03 I feel like we've covered similar characters in other streams.
01:47:06 You know the the whole idea that, well, he's it's funny because he says all these politically incorrect things.
01:47:11 But no one wants to be him.
01:47:13 You know he exists as an example as to what not to be and his story arc is very similar to Dwight's, right?
01:47:20 It's not until that he grows out of it, you know, he he starts being accepting of gays.
01:47:27 He starts, you know, not not saying sexist, racist jokes all the time.
01:47:34 It's not until he grows.
01:47:38 It's not until he matures.
01:47:40 That he can finally have the girl.
01:47:42 But even then he has to simper her.
01:47:45 You know, in in Michael Scott's case, just briefly.
01:47:49 You know he meets the girl of his dreams.
01:47:52 Which is, let's see if I don't know if.
01:47:56 I have it here.
01:48:02 I might not have it here unless this is.
01:48:04 It. Yeah. Yeah, here.
01:48:05 We go this new HR lady comes in.
01:48:09 And he falls in love with her.
01:48:12 Dates are for a while.
01:48:13 She gets transferred and she breaks up with him on the way.
01:48:17 The, you know, the drive up to her new place.
01:48:21 And then he Sims for her.
01:48:23 For years, like literally years.
01:48:27 Until again he goes through this transformation, he humiliates himself.
01:48:34 And then when she finally comes back.
01:48:37 It you know, eventually works out, and then he leaves the show.
01:48:44 Every character is like this.
01:48:46 Every single *******.
01:48:47 One of them.
01:48:53 And again, ask yourself how much of this is.
01:48:57 Are imitating life and how much of this is life imitating art?
01:49:01 And how much of it is a a vicious infinite feedback loop?
01:49:08 And how much of it is just simply if you want to.
01:49:10 Just you know not.
01:49:11 Attach anything with too much meaning to it.
01:49:15 You might just say that sometimes subversion is is just a result.
01:49:20 Of the environment that makes it profitable.
01:49:24 Right.
01:49:27 The writers needed it could be as simple as the writers needed, the sexual tension to always happen, and they, and because of feminism.
01:49:35 They know they can't have it.
01:49:37 Going the other direction.
01:49:39 So every man in the in the show that goes on for, you know, almost a decade.
01:49:46 Has to be simping for a woman.
01:49:48 For an extended period of time.
01:49:52 Because that's what sells the advertising spots.
01:49:58 And look, the show the office was.
01:50:02 Well written.
01:50:04 The ensemble cast was was well until Steve Carell left the show, after which it.
01:50:11 Kind of just.
01:50:13 You know, the ratings dropped off for a reason, you know?
01:50:17 But for that first I don't know what was it like 5-5 years or so that Steve Carell was on the show. The ensemble cast was was great. They had good chemistry.
01:50:30 Great delivery.
01:50:32 I mean they, they, they, the acting was so exceptional in places.
01:50:37 It was.
01:50:37 It did seem like how much of this is even scripted.
01:50:40 It almost seems as if it's like all improv.
01:50:48 And the editing was good.
01:50:51 It was also revolutionary in in that they employed a I would even say pioneered.
01:50:59 A new type of laugh, laugh track, and we've talked about this.
01:51:02 I got a whole video on this on bit shooting odyssey and I think it's actually still on YouTube somewhere.
01:51:10 Where I talk about how laugh tracks became annoying to audiences.
01:51:17 Especially because they were all obviously not real.
01:51:22 But they still needed a device that would tell people when to laugh and what the what the prevailing, what the, what the OR I guess to communicate social pressure.
01:51:37 So any scene if you randomly pick a scene.
01:51:40 Which I'll do here real quick.
01:51:42 I'm just randomly picking a scene.
01:51:45 I'm gonna do it earlier season.
01:51:46 This is this is one of the seasons where everything got stupid.
01:51:52 Alright, wait for this file to load up.
01:51:56 There we go.
01:51:58 You randomly pick a scene instead of a laugh track.
01:52:01 So in the older sitcoms.
01:52:05 They would tell a bad joke and then you'd hear the fake laughter in the.
01:52:08 Background or you'd hear Boo or you'd hear.
01:52:13 Ah, but it was all fake.
01:52:15 But the reason why you needed that a was because some of these.
01:52:19 Jokes just weren't fun.
01:52:22 And enough stupid people when they hear laughter will start laughing because they're programmed to do.
01:52:27 That they're programmed to laugh when they hear laughter because they're.
01:52:32 If you're, especially if you're a stupid.
01:52:33 Person you don't have the ability to survive without the help of.
01:52:37 The group.
01:52:38 So you're programmed to go along with it's normal.
01:52:41 Normies are like this normies. The reason why like think about when they do polling like when they were doing polling prior to the 2016 election and the polling was saying ohh Hillary's gonna win 90% chance 99% chance.
01:53:00 Those were push poles.
01:53:02 Those were Poles that they were doing specifically to make normies think ohh.
01:53:07 This is what the society wants.
01:53:09 If you want to be on the side of of the winners of of the majority, then you better vote for Hillary.
01:53:16 You don't want to be the the odd man out.
01:53:20 It's a way again of communicating social pressure.
01:53:25 Well, the the laugh track in a sitcom does the same thing.
01:53:30 You know, we've gone over several television shows where they it's not even a joke, right?
01:53:36 They'll like a a character will say something racist or sexist.
01:53:40 And you'll hear the fake audience, you know, react accordingly, you know.
01:53:45 Like ooh Boo.
01:53:48 Or like the the sassy black woman will will call the stupid white guy a a name and.
01:53:54 And like that, you hear the the, the the generated laughter like ha ha ha.
01:53:59 So that all the stupid norm.
01:54:02 That the last thing they want to do is go against the herd because they need the herd for survival.
01:54:08 They automatically relate to that well.
01:54:13 It either either cause it got used so often and maybe maybe normies got a little more sophisticated.
01:54:19 I don't know.
01:54:20 But it got to be weird.
01:54:22 Hearing the fake laughter.
01:54:24 Or maybe the writers were just they got so reliant on that that it started to be weird, that anyone would be laughing at some.
01:54:30 Of these jokes, right?
01:54:33 And what they developed in the office and that you also saw this in Parks and REC and and now it's some version of this exists in a lot of different television shows.
01:54:44 Is you'd have the reaction shots.
01:54:48 Instead of having an audience react to what's being said, you highlight what different characters in the scene are thinking.
01:54:57 Now this actually gives you even more wiggle room.
01:55:00 Now instead of telling the normies what a random group of people watching this are thinking or feeling when they when they hear the joke or or see the scene unfold.
01:55:11 In front of them.
01:55:13 You now have the ability to target specific groups.
01:55:18 So in in this like I don't know, like I said, I have no idea what seeing this is.
01:55:22 I'll just hit play.
01:55:22 OK, he's not unattractive.
01:55:25 He's. Hey. How you doing?
01:55:27 I'm Jim Halpert from sales.
01:55:28 Just wanted to say if you need anything let me know.
01:55:31 Why are you wearing a tuxedo?
01:55:34 I didn't think you notice.
01:55:35 All right.
01:55:37 So even though this isn't like a good example, because there's not a whole lot of.
01:55:40 Jokes going.
01:55:41 On you have Pam in the foreground while the scene is taking place in the background, and you're supposed to be looking at her eyes, looking at her expression to gauge.
01:55:54 How is this?
01:55:55 Social social situation going.
01:55:59 It's funny, actually.
01:56:00 There's another salesman out here, Dwight.
01:56:02 He sent out this memo, as he always does.
01:56:04 And it was about professionalism in the workplace.
01:56:07 And of course, he singled me out.
01:56:09 So I just had to mess with him.
01:56:12 See how it they.
01:56:13 Did a pop zoom out so you can see she's still kind of unsure.
01:56:17 It seems awkward.
01:56:19 Oh, you understand.
01:56:20 If you read the memo, which I should probably get.
01:56:22 You probably one in the drawer.
01:56:25 And they keep rack focusing to her face.
01:56:28 Because the audience isn't ashore is OK? Well, you know, Jim's usually really smooth with people. What's going on here?
01:56:35 It's pretty crazy.
01:56:38 Not more crazy than wearing a tux at work, I grant you.
01:56:41 That so I'm gonna.
01:56:43 Your name is.
01:56:43 Jim, Jim, helper.
01:56:45 So just going to let you get back to it, so.
01:56:49 He just had to wear his socks.
01:56:51 And then she eventually drags him out of the scene because it's.
01:56:54 Too painful.
01:56:55 So let me find a better example.
01:56:59 The tall guy got engaged.
01:57:01 To be married.
01:57:11 All of these jobs suck.
01:57:12 Why is it locked up?
01:57:14 Come on.
01:57:17 I would rather live jobless on a beach, somewhere off the money from a large inheritance than I have to work in any.
01:57:23 One of these crap holes.
01:57:25 They suck.
01:57:30 Came over just in time I.
01:57:38 Just in case.
01:57:40 What's your last name?
01:57:42 Horse neck.
01:57:43 This just in just in pulse.
01:57:46 Deck Justin is the ugly.
01:57:51 Right.
01:57:51 Of course.
01:57:52 Now I can't find any good examples.
01:57:56 I'll do season one. Season one's rotten with this stuff.
01:58:00 But anyway the.
01:58:04 The device or the tactic of doing that made it so you could have a more realistic, more immersive experience.
01:58:12 Here's a.
01:58:12 Good one. There we go.
01:58:19 Cool, right? Yeah. Nope. Yeah.
01:58:23 You know I'm it's great with me because.
01:58:26 Glad she has a friend that works.
01:58:27 She get.
01:58:27 To the day with.
01:58:30 When she gets home too.
01:58:36 Yeah, alright, alright, cool man.
01:58:43 So now you have his reaction shot in place of an audience reaction.
01:58:48 Notice how it's just silence.
01:58:51 Focused on his eyes.
01:58:54 You're supposed to think.
01:58:55 Yeah, that guy sucks.
01:58:59 Go upstairs too, you know, learn how office works.
01:59:02 Oh, well, OK yeah, you.
01:59:02 We can both switch places.
01:59:05 Know what?
01:59:06 I don't you.
01:59:07 You're my job sucks.
01:59:09 Compared to this, I don't think you'd.
01:59:10 The experience.
01:59:10 Like it up there.
01:59:11 Guys want to start unloading the truck.
01:59:15 OK, let's go.
01:59:17 Step up.
01:59:18 Check this out.
01:59:20 Look at that.
01:59:21 Look at that.
01:59:24 OK.
01:59:29 And the pop zoom to someone's face.
01:59:33 You're supposed to think that that's that's the.
01:59:35 That's the laugh track replacement right there.
01:59:38 So it was it.
01:59:39 This was the first show to really do this.
01:59:42 And you have parks and rec do it.
01:59:45 You had a a couple other shows in America.
01:59:48 I'm sure that there's shows doing this in in other countries.
01:59:52 But now you almost never hear a laugh track on any shows because it's so obnoxious to people it it almost has the opposite effect at this.
02:00:00 Point so anyway.
02:00:04 That is.
02:00:06 That is tonight's.
02:00:09 Episode of the office.
02:00:11 I'll go to chat here, and in fact, if you guys want to ask any questions about the office.
02:00:23 I've got a lot of office loaded up here.
02:00:25 I might be able to.
02:00:29 Address that easily.
02:00:33 Someone said seeing a laughing face might make people laugh too.
02:00:36 Yeah, it has the same.
02:00:37 It's that's exactly what it is.
02:00:38 It has that social pressure, it's telling people.
02:00:41 But you know, here's the thing.
02:00:42 All right, so.
02:00:44 I don't want to go.
02:00:45 Back to it, but.
02:00:47 I'll go back.
02:00:48 To it real quick.
02:00:49 Where are my stupid obs?
02:00:56 So in the case of of this particular reaction shot, it's not just the fact that he's smiling, it's who's smiling, right?
02:01:04 That I look, I if I went through, I could probably find scenes where they do this.
02:01:08 There's several scenes where they'll do like, a joke will happen or a situation will happen.
02:01:15 And they pop zoom to like 3 different people and you get 3 different reactions.
02:01:20 And the reason why is you see.
02:01:22 OK, so in this case this is what the Chad thinks the Chad thinks this is hilarious, right?
02:01:28 But there are some situations where like OK, the Chad thinks this is hilarious.
02:01:33 Dwight thinks that that it's it's disturbing and the gay guy thinks it's funny or whatever, right?
02:01:40 And it's targeting you and it's targeting the people in the audience.
02:01:44 So because they know that there's different people are going to relate to different characters in the show.
02:01:52 You know it's it's it's a lot more precise in delivering the the social pressure.
02:02:01 That way, if you're talking to, you know, your audience isn't just made-up of 1.
02:02:06 Kind of person.
02:02:07 And so you can say, oh, oh, you're the you're the guy who likes Dwight.
02:02:12 This is what Dwight thinks of it.
02:02:14 Oh, you're the guy that likes Roy.
02:02:17 This is what Roy thinks.
02:02:18 It's hilarious.
02:02:21 And so and it makes it also makes the people in the audience feel as if they are.
02:02:29 Within the, instead of, instead of having that audience sound and and feeling like they're part of an audience.
02:02:35 Because you hear the audience laughing.
02:02:38 Now instead of feeling like they're observers.
02:02:42 Especially because of the way that there's a shot and because you have them violating the 4th wall like you have them looking directly into the camera when they when they do their little confessionals, kind of like the real world confessionals, right, like, well, like.
02:02:59 You know this?
02:03:03 Like right here.
02:03:04 Right.
02:03:04 So he's talking to someone just off camera.
02:03:07 Or sometimes they look directly at the camera.
02:03:09 So now instead of feeling like you're a observer, watching what's going on, you feel like.
02:03:15 You're part of this.
02:03:18 You feel like you're in the scene.
02:03:21 Because if you think about if you were in actual social social situation, especially if you're like a normie, that's not, you know, you're not actually participating, you're just there.
02:03:31 You're like an MPC.
02:03:32 You're just literally just there.
02:03:34 You are going to, especially if you're a normy and especially if you're susceptible to social pressure, you're going to be evaluating everyone.
02:03:42 You're gonna be.
02:03:43 Your eyes are going to be darting around because you're like.
02:03:45 I don't know.
02:03:46 Especially if it's like an awkward situation.
02:03:49 You don't know.
02:03:51 How the the?
02:03:52 Group is is is feeling about this.
02:03:55 So your eyes are darting around and we all do this to some extent, right?
02:04:00 You go into a a restaurant and something weird happens like a waiter.
02:04:05 You know, drops a a plate or anything.
02:04:07 Look at what people do.
02:04:09 They all look at each other.
02:04:11 They all scan around and look at each other.
02:04:15 And so instead of feeling like you're part of an audience, it feels more like.
02:04:21 You are in the scene.
02:04:24 And it makes you feel more like you are personally attached to these people if they're making eye contact with you, which used to be a.
02:04:34 Huge no, no.
02:04:35 And used to make people uncomfortable.
02:04:37 If the person on camera was making direct eye contact with them.
02:04:42 But increasingly, that's not the case.
02:04:44 You know I'm reminded of.
02:04:47 I wonder if I have it here.
02:04:52 I'm pretty sure it's Fahrenheit 451.
02:04:56 There's a that that movie, Fahrenheit 451, which was made, I think in the 60s.
02:05:02 They had this dystopian view of television.
02:05:06 That is oddly exactly like this.
02:05:10 Let me see if I've.
02:05:10 Got it here.
02:05:18 I do.
02:05:21 OK, let me load this up.
02:05:32 I don't know that I'll be able to find this exact seeing as quickly as I would like.
02:05:40 So let's just see real quick.
02:05:50 I gotta wait for the there it.
02:05:51 Goes. Come on.
02:05:53 Yeah, OK here.
02:05:54 We are.
02:05:56 These pills have been taken today.
02:05:58 What's that?
02:05:59 Construction program.
02:06:02 Ohh, those help yourself.
02:06:03 I've got another bottle full.
02:06:07 Don't carry on.
02:06:07 Like that?
02:06:08 So everyone's on pills.
02:06:12 And on the TV and again, this was supposed to be really weird when they made this movie.
02:06:17 But on the TV, it's a person staring at the camera, talking directly to the people that are watching, as if they are actually having a conversation.
02:06:32 See if I can find they have this really weird show. I think 1984 did the same thing.
02:06:39 Here we go. So this was like the weird interactive show in Fahrenheit 451.
02:06:49 I got to wait for.
02:06:50 This stupid audio to.
02:06:52 You will go.
02:06:54 I thought you would.
02:06:56 Come in, cousins.
02:06:58 Be one of the family.
02:07:00 See here, Charles, you realise what a dilemma this is?
02:07:03 It's terribly difficult.
02:07:04 I don't see anywhere out.
02:07:05 Of it at all.
02:07:05 Come, come, come then.
02:07:06 Of course.
02:07:07 There's a way out now.
02:07:08 There are thirteen of us so far.
02:07:09 Right.
02:07:10 You want to invite Edward as.
02:07:11 Well, which makes 14 is.
02:07:13 But if somebody is ill, Charles and.
02:07:14 We should be good to 13.
02:07:15 Again, precisely then.
02:07:16 We must invite more people.
02:07:18 That's an idea.
02:07:19 Now what about Lottie and James? That will make 60. Then if somebody's ill, well, at least through every 13.
02:07:24 Will win.
02:07:25 But then there's the problem of the rooms, Charles.
02:07:27 Lottie has two.
02:07:28 Children Charles 2, little boys, Freddie and little Charles.
02:07:31 I don't see any problem there at all. We can put the two children in. Well, in Helen's room, for instance. What do you think, Linda?
02:07:45 See, that's the the Super creepy dystopian TV.
02:07:50 They stare directly at the camera and they make you feel like you are part of.
02:07:53 The show.
02:07:56 A creative waiting for.
02:07:59 I think that.
02:08:00 Because he never agrees with me. Lost his children must go in with Helen's children. Of course. Linda's absolutely right.
02:08:06 But then is the problem of the seating trials.
02:08:08 I think I've got something worked out though.
02:08:11 If we put it on it then.
02:08:12 So we're we're basically, I mean that's that's kind of the direction this stuff's going.
02:08:19 All right.
02:08:20 So anyway, go back to chat here.
02:08:25 Can you please play the cold open where Kevin spills the soup?
02:08:31 I don't know what episode that would be.
02:08:35 If I knew the episode I.
02:08:37 Could probably do it.
02:08:42 Coming here, I just want to say thank you.
02:08:44 Devin for your.
02:08:46 For the one that got me to become fully based over the last three years.
02:08:51 The for the for the oh, I'm the ohh.
02:08:56 You're the one.
02:08:56 I was going to say for.
02:08:57 The one what's the one?
02:08:59 Well, thank you.
02:09:00 I'm glad that glad I could help out Dunharrow coach, Red Pill made a video telling people to leave Western countries for dysfunctional third world countries where the government is too incompetent to impose totalitarian totalitarianism, which is coming in the West.
02:09:20 Yeah, I.
02:09:20 Hey, someone sent that to me on gab.
02:09:23 And I I regarded it.
02:09:25 Or, you know, I don't know what.
02:09:26 You call that I guess and I made the comment that I don't think for those of you who haven't seen it.
02:09:35 I mean, I don't want to play the whole thing.
02:09:36 It's kind of long.
02:09:37 I'll just summarize it.
02:09:39 It's not super long.
02:09:40 I I suggest you go check it out.
02:09:41 It's on coach red pills, YouTube channel.
02:09:45 It's probably a bit shoot in other places too, but the.
02:09:50 The the gist of it.
02:09:51 Is you got to remember Coach Red pill.
02:09:54 I believe he's from Argentina.
02:09:56 He's got a background in, you know, communist revolutions and and he's seen some of them first hand happening in South America, right?
02:10:05 UM, and he has already fled the the West. I think he moved to Ukraine or something.
02:10:13 So you got to realize the context of where this is coming from.
02:10:18 Now you could say, well, he sounds like the guy that would know, right, and he and he, he might be right.
02:10:25 He might be right that the the tall, tarian ****, the communist revolution **** is about to go down.
02:10:32 Because he's seeing a lot of parallels, right?
02:10:38 But there's a couple there.
02:10:39 There's there's more than a couple differences between what's happening here and the kinds of revolutions that he's talking about.
02:10:47 I wouldn't think that you were crazy if you came to the conclusion that he has, which is get the hell out of the West.
02:10:57 Find some third world country.
02:10:59 A third world country that's not going to have the ability to impose the kind of control over the people that the Western countries are going to have the ability to do.
02:11:10 His advice is literally liquidate everything that you own and you know, just turn it into cash or, you know, Bitcoin or something, something you can move out of.
02:11:21 The country.
02:11:22 Get the **** out and set up shop in some third world country that isn't going to have the, at least for now, the ability to do the kind of **** they're.
02:11:32 Going to do here.
02:11:35 I wouldn't think you were crazy, if that's what you decided to do.
02:11:40 I think about doing that sometimes and I don't know if it's just because I'm too stubborn.
02:11:50 I think in the past I've talked about how.
02:11:54 I know that's what they want.
02:11:57 I know that they want us dead.
02:11:59 I know that they want us broken, destroyed.
02:12:05 I get that.
02:12:07 But part of me wants to.
02:12:08 Make them do it.
02:12:12 I don't want to make it easy.
02:12:14 I don't want them to have this fantasy.
02:12:18 Of crushing us.
02:12:21 And then all the people that are hard to crush, leave and make it easy.
02:12:27 I want to make them do it.
02:12:31 Now, is that the wisest choice?
02:12:35 I don't know.
02:12:37 Will things get to the degree that he is predicting?
02:12:40 I don't know.
02:12:42 I think that America is a slightly different situation and that the technology that at their fingertips, that does make it.
02:12:52 So much more.
02:12:59 I think that that only goes so far.
02:13:02 I think the dysgenics that are going on in the organizations and agencies and institutions.
02:13:11 That would be tasked with carrying out.
02:13:17 Crushing of the opposition.
02:13:20 I think the dysgenics are outpacing.
02:13:26 Or offsetting.
02:13:27 I guess the the technology.
02:13:30 So I think that it it it.
02:13:32 It wouldn't be.
02:13:34 Such the IT wouldn't be quite the open and shut case that I think that he's predicting.
02:13:40 I do think that he's right.
02:13:41 Like he even mentions that.
02:13:44 There are.
02:13:46 Oh, like, I think he said something like.
02:13:49 Oh, yeah.
02:13:50 There's all these Second Amendment types and, you know, you know, we got the guns and he's like those people are ********.
02:13:55 He's right.
02:13:55 Those people are ********.
02:13:57 The people that think that you know all.
02:13:59 The boomers, they're like we.
02:14:00 Got guns?
02:14:01 They'll never ******* use them.
02:14:02 Those guns.
02:14:03 It's almost worse than they have guns because those guns almost serve.
02:14:11 Like exclusively as a security blanket.
02:14:15 Ask one of those guys next time if you and you might have a boom in your life that says stuff.
02:14:21 Like that, right?
02:14:22 Next time you have a boomer or anyone.
02:14:26 Say something about like.
02:14:28 Well, that's why we.
02:14:28 Got all the guns?
02:14:30 And look, it does make them, it does force.
02:14:32 I've I've said that it it forces them to go slower like they can't do the kind of thing that they could do, say in Australia and and and other and even like in the UK and stuff and to some degree Canada.
02:14:45 Because we do have more guns, it does make them go slower.
02:14:49 But ask one of those people, all right.
02:14:51 What's the line?
02:14:54 What's the line like?
02:14:56 What line?
02:14:57 If the government or whoever crossed the, would you go ******* Rambo mode?
02:15:03 Because that that seems to what you're saying, right?
02:15:05 You're saying that at?
02:15:06 A certain point I'm going to be Rambo.
02:15:09 OK, what's that point?
02:15:11 Tell him.
02:15:11 Tell him to to say it.
02:15:13 Draw your line.
02:15:14 What is it?
02:15:18 Because I'll tell.
02:15:18 You, you go back and you read what a lot of the people like the militia movement types were saying like, you know, which is kind of the same.
02:15:26 It's just this, you know, different.
02:15:27 Era but.
02:15:27 The same kinds of people you go back and read what these guys were saying in in like the 90s, like the kinds of people that listen to Bill.
02:15:34 Cooper and stuff like that.
02:15:36 You listen to what they were saying in the 90s about like, oh, if they do this, then that that's it.
02:15:42 We've crossed all those ******* lines.
02:15:46 We've crossed all those ******* lines and they the one of the reasons why it it it, it becomes increasingly easy for them to cross these lines without any kind of opposition and I think Coach Red Pill actually did mention this is the fact that communications and I've talked about that too.
02:16:06 You know I've said that like, you know, in the good old days.
02:16:09 You could always meet behind the, you know, farmers so and so's barn and and plan whatever the **** you wanted. And no one knew about it. Well, now they've got, you know, lots of surveillance going.
02:16:21 That's some of the technology that, that that is been deployed specifically to combat any kind of resistance.
02:16:32 And so it makes it makes just it makes just getting things off the ground, right, getting some kind of group together.
02:16:41 That would be able to even discuss things like in the 90s.
02:16:44 You could do that.
02:16:46 In the 90s, and I'm not talking like Waco or or stuff like, I just mean like the the militia movement types, right?
02:16:53 They could get together and and and look.
02:16:56 There was surveillance back then, but not to the degree that there is now.
02:17:00 And so it just having the communication.
02:17:03 You also don't have as many.
02:17:05 I mean, because of diversity, you don't have as many localized communities.
02:17:10 They can even get together on a local level.
02:17:15 Right you still.
02:17:16 Do in pockets and that's the thing I've been talking about is.
02:17:19 You know, we need to create that.
02:17:22 Because it doesn't really exist to the.
02:17:25 Degree that it needs to.
02:17:27 And it does exist.
02:17:29 For people like the Amish, right?
02:17:30 They don't have guns or whatever, and I don't.
02:17:32 I think they're kind of pacifist.
02:17:33 If I if I if, unless I'm wrong.
02:17:37 But it doesn't change the fact that they're still.
02:17:40 They're all you know, centrally located in one place, and I don't think the government *****.
02:17:45 With them.
02:17:47 And I wonder if they would continue to be pacifists.
02:17:50 If if it you know if **** got real right.
02:17:54 Who knows? I don't know.
02:17:56 And I'm not even sure that they're pacifists.
02:17:58 I just think that's the that's what my understanding.
02:18:04 But yeah, ask one of these people like what's?
02:18:06 The line and then they, they they can't tell you.
02:18:11 They can't tell you.
02:18:11 And it's funny if they do.
02:18:13 I mean, it'll get crossed pretty soon.
02:18:16 You know what I mean?
02:18:18 I I think that a lot of this is going to.
02:18:23 I think it would be premature.
02:18:26 To exit the West.
02:18:28 Before seeing how this winter goes.
02:18:32 Because I think this winter you're seeing you're seeing.
02:18:36 A little bit of backpedaling.
02:18:38 On some of this.
02:18:41 COVID stuff.
02:18:42 You're seeing a little.
02:18:43 I think they, they they have they they're getting the sense that they might have overplayed their hand a little bit.
02:18:51 And you're seeing some of the the the more sane leftists.
02:18:56 Point this out like you know, people like Jimmy Dore, for example.
02:19:01 I don't wanna.
02:19:02 Say he's more sane, but he's he's less.
02:19:05 He's he's.
02:19:07 He's not authority.
02:19:08 He's he's anti authoritarian, right?
02:19:12 And he he does like the leftist boomer thing, where he calls everyone that's authoritarian right wing, you know, just like all the right wing boomers call everyone authoritarian, fascist or whatever, right?
02:19:25 Like it's just, you know, whatever.
02:19:27 But he he.
02:19:29 You have.
02:19:31 Some left this like that.
02:19:34 You've got people like Glenn Greenwald, you know, you've got, like, the, you know, those types of progressives, those types of leftists.
02:19:45 Who are against this sort of thing.
02:19:49 And you also have.
02:19:53 You have some some pushback.
02:19:58 Not a lot, but some pushback.
02:20:01 And so I think a lot of this is going to like this winter is really going to inform.
02:20:07 As to which?
02:20:07 Way this is going to go because what's going to happen this winter, this winter, you're going to have a bunch of flu cases, right?
02:20:12 Well, if all those flu cases are COVID cases, you know what I mean?
02:20:17 Like if.
02:20:17 They start doing.
02:20:18 If if they frame it as if oh, it's back, you know, everyone get locked back.
02:20:22 In your house.
02:20:24 Then you know things are not going well.
02:20:30 And I just think it's too early to to know where this is going.
02:20:33 We do have some alarming financial stuff going on, but because that's all fake and gay anyway, it's hard to know how much I mean, look, you could have said that about 2007, right? If you were in 2007, you could say, look, this this whole ******* House of Cards is going to collapse and there's going to be financial chaos. And like, you better buy gold or whatever people are.
02:20:52 Going to be starving.
02:20:53 That didn't happen.
02:20:55 Because they just printed a bunch of fake money and and just.
02:20:58 Kept it going.
02:20:59 So what's to?
02:21:00 Prevent them from doing that again, right?
02:21:04 I would say that if there was, and I think Coach Redpill mentions this too, I would say if there is a actual war or even like a proxy war that was significant with China, whether it's about Hong Kong or or whatever.
02:21:20 That would be big deal.
02:21:21 That would be big.
02:21:23 UM.
02:21:26 There's a lot of things that could go wrong that could ratchet up the authoritarian ****, and that does seem to be the direction we're going.
02:21:35 I think that's inevitable.
02:21:38 But how?
02:21:38 How far, how fast?
02:21:40 It's it's impossible to.
02:21:41 Know and I've decided that.
02:21:45 I I feel as if and this could change.
02:21:48 I feel as if.
02:21:51 My the option I prefer right now.
02:21:54 Is staying in America and trying to carve out a piece of America where I can exist with my family. Cause let's say you go to 1/3.
02:22:02 World country, right?
02:22:06 Do you I mean?
02:22:08 It's already hard.
02:22:08 It's already hard.
02:22:09 Like, I've been looking into, you know, starting a community out here.
02:22:13 In America, and even with the benefits of, you know, speaking the language of having family connections out here in this country, having, you know, friends that I've known forever out here, like having some kind of infrastructure like a little bit, some kind of logistical.
02:22:35 Infrastructure in my, you know, my own personal.
02:22:41 And through my family extended family and friends and so forth, that wouldn't exist.
02:22:46 Like if you went to just some, some third world country.
02:22:49 You know, even if you found one that had enough English speaking people in it to.
02:22:53 Where you could.
02:22:54 Get by which would be an obstacle in and of itself.
02:22:58 Plus you have to go like how you like.
02:23:01 You are going to be an illegal immigrant in these countries.
02:23:05 Because some of these countries.
02:23:08 They might not be able to.
02:23:09 Enforce all the crazy COVID stuff, but a lot of them don't tolerate illegal immigrants.
02:23:16 Excuse me, I mean Mexico, for example, they they do not treat illegal immigrants nicely.
02:23:23 You also have other obstacles like so.
02:23:25 Mexico is an example.
02:23:26 You can't as if you're not Mexican, you can't own property.
02:23:32 Now there's ways you can get around it.
02:23:33 You pay basically like a A a lawyer to own it for you.
02:23:38 Like there's these weird, you know, workarounds.
02:23:41 But you don't own it, and a lot of these countries, you know, if they decide to deport you, they just, they'll just confiscate that.
02:23:51 So let's say you make something nice.
02:23:54 You know, maybe that's why they deport you so they can just take it.
02:23:58 So you have other things you have to worry about now.
02:24:03 If you have a means to do this already, you already have a network and maybe one of these countries.
02:24:09 That's a personal choice.
02:24:10 That might be something that makes sense for you.
02:24:13 UM.
02:24:15 I have friends in in other countries.
02:24:18 There I have options.
02:24:20 You know, I could.
02:24:21 I could do this.
02:24:22 A little bit.
02:24:23 Or at least in a way that would be a little easier than just the average person, maybe.
02:24:30 But it still it would be harder to do that than it would be for me to just.
02:24:34 Stay here.
02:24:35 And again, I kind of you know, in a way I want to see how this this ******* ****** movie.
02:24:41 I've been watching my whole life.
02:24:42 I want to see how it ends, you know?
02:24:45 Part of that, honestly, part of it's just morbid curiosity.
02:24:49 It's like if alright, if this **** if this ship's really going to.
02:24:52 Go down.
02:24:53 I want to be here to see it.
02:24:56 And maybe that's weird.
02:24:58 Maybe that's not the smartest, you know, instinct to have, but that's that's what my instincts are telling me.
02:25:06 And again that maybe that'll all change if it get.
02:25:08 If they start to look, think of it this way too, honestly.
02:25:13 I know how porous the border is.
02:25:17 I know that if they tried to lock it down, I mean it's a big.
02:25:20 *** ******* border.
02:25:22 And if people can sneak in and yes, I know they're not trying super hard to, like, stop them.
02:25:27 And in many cases, they're helping them get in.
02:25:29 I get, I get it.
02:25:31 But I don't think that they would.
02:25:32 They would be able.
02:25:33 To effectively.
02:25:37 Stop you from leaving.
02:25:39 Or that maybe I don't even know.
02:25:41 They would even want to because they would kind of want.
02:25:45 You gone right?
02:25:48 If if they are going to, you'd be you're considered a troublemaker, right?
02:25:52 Like you're the kind of person that's going to cause trouble for their plan you're self deporting.
02:25:57 That might be OK with them.
02:25:59 I don't see what would be the big.
02:26:03 Motivating factor and and like oh, we need to make sure that no.
02:26:06 One leaves.
02:26:08 I think, I mean look, it could maybe get to that point eventually, but I think you'd have a little, I think you'd.
02:26:14 Be able to sneak.
02:26:14 Out of what?
02:26:15 What I'm getting at, you know.
02:26:17 America is huge.
02:26:19 It's huge.
02:26:22 And people were, look, people were sneaking out of.
02:26:25 Of the Soviet Union and defecting all the time.
02:26:28 I mean, you could do it.
02:26:31 And if you and there's certain certain places like in, I mean like North Korea, right, people defect to China, although sometimes China sends them back to North Korea.
02:26:47 But you could probably sneak into Mexico.
02:26:49 We've got two big.
02:26:51 Coastlines, you know, you could do like, I doubt you can get, you know, do the Cuban raft thing and.
02:26:57 Then try to float to Africa or something like that.
02:27:01 But you know what?
02:27:02 I mean, like a resourceful person like myself, we'll be able to get the **** out.
02:27:07 I don't.
02:27:07 I don't think that there's going to be a situation where I'm going to.
02:27:10 Be trapped in America.
02:27:12 It's not going to be like what that movie trapped in LA or you know what I mean.
02:27:17 Like those 80s movies.
02:27:22 That's that's that's, that's why that's.
02:27:25 How I'm looking at it right?
02:27:26 Now is.
02:27:27 I don't see the urgency that he sees.
02:27:30 And I again, I think part of the reason why he's he's viewing it with this urgency is he did leave.
02:27:38 He did already kind of have a sense that this was going to go.
02:27:41 And then on top of that?
02:27:42 He's not here, OK?
02:27:45 So he you.
02:27:48 If you're watching this mess, it's kind of like when we look at Australia, right?
02:27:52 It probably looks worse to us than it actually is.
02:27:55 Like it's bad doing it wrong, but we're just watching, like, the viral videos and stuff like we're not seeing, like the full picture we're just seeing, like the OH God.
02:28:04 And you kind of get tunnel vision.
02:28:07 And I think that the same is probably true if you live in Eastern Europe and you're watching what's happening in America just via the the clips that get posted.
02:28:22 It looks worse than it is and look again.
02:28:24 It's it's all so bad.
02:28:25 Here it.
02:28:26 I mean it's.
02:28:28 It it's, you know, you're not seeing the full picture?
02:28:32 So I think that I think that it's it's for me at least it's premature to want to.
02:28:38 Just cut and run.
02:28:40 I don't think that that's.
02:28:42 The that's the the.
02:28:46 The choice to make right now, but if if someone wants to make that choice, I.
02:28:49 Don't think they're stupid.
02:28:53 All right, here we go.
02:28:56 Fancy pants says every nation in the world has a footprint in the US.
02:29:02 The border is a revolving door.
02:29:08 Our our, whatever your name is, Kevin's chili is the cold open of season five, episode 26. You really want to see that, huh?
02:29:20 Season five, episode 26.
02:29:28 Do I have that?
02:29:35 Season seven season nine, I guess.
02:29:38 Wow, there's nine seasons.
02:29:41 Yeah, it was 10.
02:29:42 It's because of the writers strike.
02:29:44 I guess it was 10 years.
02:29:47 I got to find out where it is.
02:29:48 Though I got I had, I got files.
02:29:50 All over the place.
02:29:53 Season 5.
02:29:56 Episode 26.
02:30:00 It's not worth it, guys.
02:30:01 It's not.
02:30:01 As funny as he's making it?
02:30:06 26, OK.
02:30:10 There it is.
02:30:25 Are you sure this?
02:30:25 Is the right one.
02:30:31 That's not the right one.
02:30:38 Did I read that wrong?
02:30:39 Where where are?
02:30:40 We at here.
02:30:45 Season five, episode 26.
02:30:49 No, that's not the right one.
02:30:55 Let me see here.
02:30:57 It's probably on YouTube or something I would imagine.
02:30:59 Right.
02:31:06 Just look at.
02:31:20 All right, this is.
02:31:21 I'm just going.
02:31:22 To play it off YouTube.
02:31:29 At least once a year, I like to bring in some of.
02:31:32 My Kevin's famous chili.
02:31:35 The trick is to undercook the onions.
02:31:39 Everybody is going to get to know each.
02:31:41 Other in the pot.
02:31:43 That I'm serious about this stuff.
02:31:46 I'm up the.
02:31:46 Night before pressing garlic.
02:31:49 And dicing whole.
02:31:51 I toast my own ancho chilies.
02:31:56 It's a recipe passed down from.
02:31:58 Malones for generations, it's probably the thing I do best.
02:32:09 Alright, so that was it.
02:32:20 Do you think there would be any nation willing?
02:32:22 To support us.
02:32:24 Well, I don't know.
02:32:25 I mean, that's The thing is, you know, if it ever became, if there was, look, every civil war that happens anytime you have a civil war and not just in America, every country you have different countries with different interests.
02:32:37 And in fact, you probably have some countries supporting both sides, you know just.
02:32:42 Uh, so?
02:32:44 I mean, if there was an actual civil war that went down in America.
02:32:48 Which honestly, I'd want to be around for that too if that happened.
02:32:55 I don't know.
02:32:56 That's the direction it would go though.
02:32:58 UM, in terms of taking in refugees?
02:33:03 I don't know.
02:33:03 I think that if you had money.
02:33:05 If you have money.
02:33:08 I don't know that there would be.
02:33:09 A A nation that would want to welcome in random.
02:33:15 Fleeing Americans.
02:33:17 Kind of feel like that, that those that border door goes one way you know.
02:33:23 Maybe, maybe some ****** third world country would want, you know, some high IQ people to come in, but I don't know.
02:33:32 That's that's it's tough to say.
02:33:36 All right, here we go.
02:33:42 My stupid mouse wheel is not working right.
02:33:50 Mr. Dude, 84 nor MacDonald was just a vent outlet like Tucker Carlson. He is seen on YouTube hating on anti Semites.
02:34:00 Well, look, you can't work in.
02:34:01 Hollywood, if you don't do.
02:34:02 That and just look a lot of these.
02:34:05 You got to understand the culture of these people.
02:34:08 A lot of these people, especially boomers, they have this view that.
02:34:16 That it's it's still a residue from all the World War 2 propaganda.
02:34:23 That's just the way it is, and if you, especially if you work in Hollywood, there's no way you could work in Hollywood and even have a whiff of anti-Semitism about you.
02:34:31 It just wouldn't happen.
02:34:35 Agriculture and its consequences.
02:34:37 Why do women like the idea of weak men, simping for them endlessly, when in reality they want to be dominated by a strong man?
02:34:44 I don't know.
02:34:46 I don't know why.
02:34:47 On paper, that sounds so good to these women.
02:34:49 Although I will say.
02:34:51 You will.
02:34:52 You will see you will see these women that these especially like the career women, the the strong independent woman type.
02:35:00 They will end up with these beta cuts.
02:35:03 And it's almost like.
02:35:05 It it's, it's not like a a wife and husband relationship.
02:35:09 It's like a mother son relationship.
02:35:11 I've seen it.
02:35:14 I've also seen that relationship where the wife.
02:35:18 Wanders look, go to Reddit, go to Reddit.
02:35:22 There's entire communities where they they want that in their husband, right.
02:35:29 But they want to bring in the bull.
02:35:32 And the husband is such a cook.
02:35:34 He's like, literally that he's OK with it.
02:35:37 There's entire communities on Reddit.
02:35:40 Of of women with the beta male that that may or may not bring in, you know, bring home the money.
02:35:47 Maybe she does.
02:35:49 But he's just like the the sensitive ****** that.
02:35:54 Everyone told men to be in the.
02:35:55 90S and then some.
02:35:59 And then she brings home Tyrone and and.
02:36:02 Gets ****** while he watches.
02:36:04 There's entire.
02:36:05 Their community.
02:36:05 Communities of that ****.
02:36:07 So yeah, I don't know.
02:36:09 I don't understand the psychology behind that.
02:36:12 But there's also the opposite of that going on, too.
02:36:15 That's not just coming from women.
02:36:17 There are guys.
02:36:19 That want some strong, dominating woman.
02:36:25 They don't want the responsibility of being a man.
02:36:30 And in in a weird way, they also want the the mother son relationship.
02:36:38 They want a mom.
02:36:40 That's that's going to take.
02:36:43 Care of them.
02:36:47 And they're willing to.
02:36:50 Acquiesce any of their you know any any kind of authority.
02:36:56 And and and and not experience any kind of.
02:37:01 Submissiveness from these women and the trade off is for them to be the submissive one.
02:37:08 They get taken care of, either financially or otherwise.
02:37:14 So yeah, it's it's look, it's it's ****** **.
02:37:17 Out there right now.
02:37:21 And some guy talking about.
02:37:22 Yeah, there's guys that want to be be pegged by women with a ***** **.
02:37:26 That's that's like a thing.
02:37:29 That's a thing.
02:37:37 The OR thief in law.
02:37:40 Do you ever wish that China would just go ahead and nuke us asking for a?
02:37:44 Friend, I don't know.
02:37:45 I don't want China nuke.
02:37:47 I don't, I just.
02:37:48 You know what?
02:37:48 It would just be interesting to see because China is so tied to us financially owning most of our debt.
02:37:56 I don't know.
02:37:56 It kind of makes you wonder, like, if our money is so fake and gay, why do they even think that it has value?
02:38:02 Because their money is kind of fake and gay too, right?
02:38:05 Don't you always hear about the the currency manipulation?
02:38:07 In China?
02:38:09 Well, OK.
02:38:09 Well then, if everyone's if everyone's money is just fake and gay, which it kind of seems like that's the.
02:38:14 Place there's a lot of people that think well, China would never want to attack us because they own so much of our why does it matter if our debt is seemingly meaningless?
02:38:22 They're talking about minting a ******* trillion dollar coin out of thin air.
02:38:27 I put on a telegram today.
02:38:31 That, you know, 40 percent, 40%.
02:38:36 Of U.S.
02:38:36 dollars in existence were printed in the last 12 months.
02:38:42 40%.
02:38:45 So how valuable is that debt, anyway?
02:38:50 You know, you think China is really thinking that it's going to get paid off someday.
02:38:57 I don't know.
02:38:59 I don't know.
02:39:00 I don't know.
02:39:02 I don't know enough about trying to know where their heads at when it in in relation to the United States.
02:39:07 I think that if there is something that happened because of Hong Kong or whatever, I don't even know if that's necessarily.
02:39:14 I mean I I'm hearing more and more serious people talk about it more seriously.
02:39:18 But I don't know that that's even.
02:39:22 A direction that the the United States government wants to go.
02:39:25 In, but even if they did, I think it would be more of a proxy war, kind of a situation.
02:39:30 I don't think that it would be out.
02:39:32 You know all out war.
02:39:35 With China, because that would just be, it would just devastate both countries.
02:39:41 And both countries know that.
02:39:47 Let's see here.
02:39:53 Chad the famous, couldn't we all just escape to Haiti?
02:39:57 Biden is bringing them all here.
02:39:59 Yeah, that'd be kind of funny.
02:40:00 Haiti would be nice if the if it wasn't for.
02:40:02 The Haitians.
02:40:07 Yeah, you might get an earthquake here, or a a tsunami there, but that's not as big of a deal when you're not living in a ******* mud Hut.
02:40:18 Lana, 509. You hit the the male on the head.
02:40:23 I don't know if you meant nail.
02:40:29 The modern woman is simply maximizing her sexual strategy.
02:40:34 The unfettered hypergamy that's responsible for so many of today's problems.
02:40:41 They seek beta box and alpha fox.
02:40:43 Historically, they would attempt to find these attributes in a single man.
02:40:48 Today, they don't even try.
02:40:49 Well, they don't have to.
02:40:51 A lot of them don't have to.
02:40:53 Or at least they get the sense that they don't have to right a lot of these women.
02:40:58 That would be like, let's say, a real life Pam, right?
02:41:01 Where they're following the Chad that ends up being kind of violent and ****** usually.
02:41:08 Usually people, even in in reality.
02:41:12 Usually you don't have the nice guy simp simping for you for three ******* solid years, right?
02:41:20 Usually, and usually it's and it would be longer than than three years, right?
02:41:24 Usually that's the kind of woman that would marry the guy.
02:41:28 Maybe pop out a few kids and then decide that it was a big mistake.
02:41:34 And then she's back.
02:41:34 At least, you know, look, when I was when I was.
02:41:38 On dating apps, which has been quite some time now, it was rotten with single moms.
02:41:45 I mean you, you could just tell that that was.
02:41:47 Their life story.
02:41:48 Right.
02:41:49 They went after the guy.
02:41:50 That was kind of a ******* and he turned out to be a ******* surprise surprise.
02:41:55 And now they have like, two or three kids and not only.
02:42:01 That I mean, not only you don't, I mean you're not a priority because these kids that aren't yours like that.
02:42:08 That's the line that you always see, Mike.
02:42:11 This is my son.
02:42:12 He is my world.
02:42:13 Like, how many times did you hear that?
02:42:14 Anyone that's not a dating app, you've read that sentence like 1000 times because they always it's like they they go to some class that tells them like.
02:42:21 How to write their profile or some?
02:42:23 But they all say the exact same ******* thing.
02:42:26 And so you already know that like, you're not a priority.
02:42:30 But also they're they're all kind of ****** ** too, because they were with some guy that it was so bad they got divorced, right?
02:42:37 And so like they've been, you know, they're they're all full of trust issues and and it's just it's a.
02:42:43 ******* mess.
02:42:46 And that's usually what really happens.
02:42:52 But yeah, the Internet makes it feel, makes them feel as if they have more options.
02:42:55 Than they actually do.
02:42:59 Last stand, Mississippi, you and Dave Cole need to do.
02:43:02 A stream, yeah.
02:43:03 That'd be cool.
02:43:04 I think he'd be down for that.
02:43:06 I need to.
02:43:07 He's been.
02:43:08 I think I used to talk to him on a different account.
02:43:11 I I guess.
02:43:12 Anyway, I'll.
02:43:13 I'll figure it out.
02:43:18 Are you still doing dating apps?
02:43:19 No, I haven't done dating apps in quite some time.
02:43:23 It's a horror.
02:43:25 Last time I checked that it was just like Holy God, like it got.
02:43:28 Worse, it gets worse.
02:43:30 Like every time I've looked at it, and I just the last time I looked at it, it was.
02:43:34 Just it was so bad.
02:43:36 Like it was, it was so bad.
02:43:39 Like, like, remember that that last strain, that girl, I couldn't stop laughing about.
02:43:43 It was just like girls like that.
02:43:45 With four babies.
02:43:47 And they they all mentioned like all like all, it was like the the mental illnesses and the bio.
02:43:54 Kind like.
02:43:54 It's ******* terrible out there.
02:43:57 It's terrible now.
02:43:58 Part of it's cause of where I, I I I've been living the last little while I've been.
02:44:03 You have more of you have more of a variety of people.
02:44:06 If you live in like a high population.
02:44:08 Concentration kind of a place, right?
02:44:09 Because there's.
02:44:10 Just more people.
02:44:11 And you know, so part of that's just been the the last few places I lived haven't been.
02:44:18 You know, super high concentration of people, so you're you're limited, but Jesus, it's bad.
02:44:24 It's bad.
02:44:26 It's just bad out there.
02:44:32 Re unique. Anyone who doesn't put their kids first as a ***** ** ****. Yeah, well, I don't want someone else's kids.
02:44:38 To come first.
02:44:41 That's just the way.
02:44:41 It is.
02:44:43 So I mean, look, that's fine.
02:44:46 They can prioritize their kids first, but.
02:44:50 You know.
02:44:52 And look if if it was my kids, like if I had kids with someone.
02:44:55 Yeah, the kids, my kids would come first.
02:45:00 I don't want someone else's kids to come before me, though. That's just, you know, call me selfish. I.
02:45:04 Don't care.
02:45:06 That's to me, that's the literal definition of being a cook.
02:45:12 Her vets her vets pig China invading America because of debt was the story of the Wolverines remake, but they changed it to North Korea because they.
02:45:25 Didn't want to **** ***.
02:45:26 China, it would have been a good story, but they cocked to Chad, China, something the original would never do.
02:45:34 Well, that's, that's just.
02:45:35 I mean, that's capitalism for you too.
02:45:38 That some they're making more money in China on some of these movies than they are in America.
02:45:44 So they they're absolutely.
02:45:46 Talking to China on a lot of movies.
02:45:51 UM.
02:45:53 Alright, let's do one more.
02:45:56 I guess I'm behind here.
02:46:01 Let's see.
02:46:13 Well, I'll tell you what someone this isn't to me, but.
02:46:17 Someone just said it's just not possible to find a good woman if you're a real right wing guy, a right wing white guy.
02:46:23 Plus, getting too old, shocking.
02:46:25 Never thought life would be this way.
02:46:27 Everyone got married off when I was a kid.
02:46:30 Well, I would say that's.
02:46:31 Well, I don't know how old you are.
02:46:33 But I don't think that's that's true.
02:46:35 I think that you can find.
02:46:38 I mean, I would say you you will get too old to find a fertile woman at some point, but you're never, honestly, you're actually never too old to find a woman.
02:46:49 I mean, there's old.
02:46:51 There's ************* and nursing homes with girlfriends.
02:46:54 You know what I mean?
02:46:55 Like, literally.
02:46:56 So you can find a woman, but yeah, it's just as you get older the the IT gets the options thin out unless you make a ton of money.
02:47:06 You make a ton of money.
02:47:07 You're good.
02:47:09 But also I just wouldn't.
02:47:10 I wouldn't give up.
02:47:13 There are there are quality women out there.
02:47:17 And they are hard to find.
02:47:19 And that it does require not just looking for them, but also look, I think too often guys they get so frustrated with the power imbalance.
02:47:33 That they.
02:47:35 They kind of phoned it in, you know, like they kind of they.
02:47:39 It's it's like you're you set yourself up for defeat.
02:47:43 And or you know you, you, you, you're so.
02:47:48 People get so frustrated with the the with the power power imbalance that they all they they stop.
02:47:56 They stop trying to be a high value.
02:47:59 Excuse me.
02:47:59 A high value man.
02:48:02 You know what I mean?
02:48:03 Like, it's so frustrating.
02:48:04 And you you kind of give up and it's kind of like you stop, you stop trying to project the kinds of things that you need to project in order to get the interest of a woman.
02:48:16 Because it just has like when you when you've had what should work fail.
02:48:22 For a long long.
02:48:24 Time you just you kind of feel like what's the point?
02:48:27 Right. And you give up?
02:48:29 And and then once you give up doing that, then you really.
02:48:32 Limit your choices, right?
02:48:34 But and so and, but you just blame it on.
02:48:37 Well, it's.
02:48:38 Women, it's not because, you know, like, I don't bring anything to the table.
02:48:43 It's because.
02:48:46 It's because women.
02:48:47 I think a lot of guys.
02:48:48 Do that.
02:48:51 Now again.
02:48:54 It's tough, it's rough out there.
02:48:58 But they they still exist.
02:49:00 They exist.
02:49:01 You just have to.
02:49:02 I mean, you just have to really dig deep.
02:49:04 And yeah, not do they exist in numbers do where everyone can find someone I don't know.
02:49:10 Like I said, you could probably find someone finding a fertile someone.
02:49:13 That's a different story.
02:49:15 Alright so.
02:49:19 Ozark good women aren't born.
02:49:21 They are cultivated.
02:49:22 That, and that's the other thing too, is it is easy.
02:49:29 Well, I don't know if it's easy.
02:49:31 But in my life I've experienced, I have.
02:49:34 I have dated women who weren't right wing.
02:49:37 And by the end of dating them, I've turned them right wing.
02:49:41 Now, doesn't the programming doesn't always stick?
02:49:44 I've dated women that I've turned them right wing, and then they end up with some guy who turns them back.
02:49:49 Left wing.
02:49:51 By the way, that guy's.
02:49:52 Got an easier job.
02:49:53 Than we do.
02:49:55 You know what I mean?
02:49:56 But I've seen it.
02:49:58 And so, you know, it is what it is, but you can do it.
02:50:01 You can, you can.
02:50:04 You can definitely change the politics most you.
02:50:07 Know the default.
02:50:08 Position of a woman.
02:50:10 Unless you get one of these women that wants to be the alpha.
02:50:13 Stay away from them.
02:50:15 Stay away from them.
02:50:16 Just don't even try.
02:50:17 Don't even like, get.
02:50:18 Don't even get off the ground with those people.
02:50:21 So but if you find a woman who doesn't want to be the alpha, and many of them don't.
02:50:26 You don't have to worry so much about all the particulars.
02:50:31 They will eventually conform to you if you're the alpha, that's just, that's nature.
02:50:37 So anyway.
02:50:38 Unless you're Jim Halpert.
02:50:40 Then you'll just conform to her, no matter what she wants.
02:50:48 And with that.
02:50:50 For Black pilled, I am of course.
02:50:55 Devon stag.
02:51:14 Last week I gave a fire safety talk.
02:51:18 And nobody paid any attention.
02:51:21 It's my own fault for using PowerPoint.
02:51:23 PowerPoint is boring.
02:51:25 People learn in lots of different ways, but experience is the best teacher today.
02:51:37 Smoking is going to save lives.
02:51:58 So I don't smell anything smoky.
02:52:00 Did you bring your jerky in again?
02:52:08 Oh my God.
02:52:09 Oh my God.
02:52:12 Oh my goodness.
02:52:13 What's the procedure?
02:52:14 What do we do, people?
02:52:16 Ohh, how did that happen?
02:52:18 Down in the hall.
02:52:19 No, we don't know that the smoke could be coming through an air duct.
02:52:21 Oh my God.
02:52:22 OK, it's happening everybody sitcom sitcom.
02:52:25 Juan, what's the procedure?
02:52:29 God down.
02:52:30 No, no, Michael.
02:52:30 No touch the handle.
02:52:32 If it's hot, there could be.
02:52:33 A fire in the hallway.
02:52:36 Was warned me not a viable option.
02:52:39 What next door?
02:52:42 Here's the door.
02:52:42 Check that one out.
02:52:43 How's the handle?
02:52:44 Warm they go to.
02:52:45 Well, another option.
02:52:46 Back door.
02:52:47 Back door.
02:52:47 Another option.
02:52:49 OK.
02:52:49 Settle on everyone.
02:52:50 I forgot my part.
02:52:51 Leave it. Wait, go, go.
02:52:53 Go things can be replaced Phyllis people.
02:52:56 Human lives, however, can.
02:53:00 Ohh my hand.
02:53:03 This was hot, too.
02:53:04 OK, we're trapped.
02:53:05 Everyone for himself.
02:53:08 OK, OK.
02:53:11 Don't worry.
02:53:12 You ever seen a burn victim?
02:53:14 OK, procedure procedure.
02:53:18 Options. Where do we go?
02:53:21 Should cover the mouth.
02:53:23 Morag, a damp rag, perhaps?
02:53:26 Let's remember those procedures.
02:53:28 What are the options?
02:53:29 OK, that's the wrong way.
02:53:29 My God, my God.
02:53:30 We've already tried that.
02:53:32 Remember your exit points, exit points, people.
02:53:35 What's that?
02:53:36 Ohh, stay alive I'm getting.
02:53:37 Help pull me up. You're.
02:53:38 Too heavy. I only weigh 82 pounds.
02:53:46 How about 911? Any 1911?
02:54:00 What do?
02:54:00 We do use this surge of fear and adrenaline to sharpen your decision.
02:54:04 Making OK, I am not.
02:54:05 Dying here? Come on.
02:54:19 What time is it?
02:54:40 Attention employees of Dunder Mifflin, this has been a test of our emergency preparedness.
02:54:47 There is no fire.
02:54:48 It was only a simulation.
02:54:50 What fire?
02:54:52 Not real.
02:54:52 This was merely a training.
02:54:56 So what have we learned?
02:54:58 Ohh, come on.
02:54:59 It's not real.
02:55:00 Oh my God.
02:55:01 Don't ever leave.
02:55:01 No, no, no, no, no.
02:55:03 You will not die Daily Daily, you will not die.
02:55:07 Barack's president, you are Black Sally, I'm.
02:55:11 Gonna give him.
02:55:11 Mouth to mouth? No, don't.
02:55:12 Give him mouth to mouth for this.
02:55:13 You swallow this tongue over your mouth, Michael Swan.
02:55:18 I'm like, why leave me alone?
02:55:23 How could you possibly think this is a good?
02:55:25 A lot of ideas were not appreciated in their time.